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June 20, 2011

94.1 The Rock & the Aberdeen Downtown Association present: 2011 Aberdeen Music Festival (formally the Great Aberdeen Pigout) featuring Pop Evil, Egypt Central, Black Stone Cherry & Hairball, Friday July 8th aat Central Park in downtown Aberdeen!  Plus don’t miss a full day of music Saturday headlined that night by Wookiefoot.  Tickets $10 one day or $15 two day pass and on sale now at Pauer Sound, CD Exchange & Aberdeen Downtown Association or by clicking HERE.  Get the full two day schedule for the Aberdeen Music Festival by clicking HERE.

Volunteers are needed for the 2011 Aberden Music Festival.  If you can help call the Downtown at 226-3441

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

A Scottish man was at a baseball game.
It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound, he took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, Run.”
This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now exited and ready to get into the game.
The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotchman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run, laddie, rrrun!”
Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotchman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scotchman’s embarrassment, leaned over and said, “He can’t run – he’s got four balls.”
The Scotchman then stood up and screamed, “Walk proudly, man… walk proudly!”

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A boy was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is it ? I’ve told you that I’m a beautiful Princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?!?”
The boy said, “Look, I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Erik Gotimer, 24, who responded to getting busted for driving a stolen vehicle while smoking marijuana with, “Man, you guys ruined my buzz, can’t smoke no more weed tonight.” In a scene reminiscent of Fast Times at Ridgemont High, an officer said he was “overwhelmed” by the smell of marijuana coming from the car. Now it sounds like jail, might harsh his buzz for a while.

The marketers at Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC), who designed the promotion: “Buy a HALF-GALLON (64 oz) Meg Mug soda and $1 goes to Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation (JDRF).” That half-gallon of soda contains 800 calories from 56 spoons of sugar. Or should the Genius Award go to JDRF for agreeing to this promotion that promotes diabetes?

The folks who run the city of Portland, OR, who decided to empty all 7.8 million gallons of drinking water after a security camera caught a 21-year-old man peeing in it. The cost of draining the water came to $36,000. As most anyone knows, worse things fall into open-air reservoirs all the time. Heck, ducks swim in them. And where ducks swim, ducks poop. That’s what the extensive filtering system is for. The peer (urinator?) thought it was a sewer drainage system and won’t be charged.

Michael Krebes, 31, who wanted to buy some pot, so he placed an ad on Craigslist. Krebes was taken into custody in the parking lot of a fast-food restaurant where he allegedly went to meet the seller.

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Babe Of The Day
Want to pick a week’s worth of BOTD?  Email me at brent@hubcityradio.com.
Charlotte Jackson



Video Of The Day


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*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock is firein’ up The Rock Bus once again this year.  Hop the bus to go see Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying at the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th.  The package is just $84 per person and includes round trip motor coach transportation to and from the show plus your ticket.  Must be 21 or older to ride the bus because alcohol is allowed.  Call anytime M-F 8a-5p at 229-3632 to reserve your spot.  For more details click HERE.

*You chance to win $1,000 cold hard cash from Hub City Radio is back with the Cash Cube.  We will be broadcasting live at diffrent businesses around the area.  At each remote broadcast we will qualifty two people who go into a drawing at the end of summer!  One of the luckily qualifiers will win $1,000, another will win $500 and a third will win $250! See the list of different places we will be broadcasting live from by clicking HERE.

* Your chance to win a backyard barbeque with 94.1 The Rock is back! If you’re the lucky winner we’ll come to your house with a grill, cooler, beverages & food…even a cake, cook it up for you and 20 of your friends and when we’re done, you keep everything! Plus you even get a pair of sunglasses and a fireworks package! So drop whatever you’re doing now and get registered online by clicking HERE. Then be listening weekdays, if we call out your name, you’ll have 10 minutes to call us back to get qualified. The backyard BBQ Is brought to you by: Jacobs Family Dentistry, Aberdeen Orthopedics & Sports Medicine, South Dakota Lottery, Hot Rocket Fireworks, The Sweet Spot Cake Shoppe, and Aberdeen Asthma & Allergy.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun Saturday, June 25th at the North Complex field in Aberdeen for Hub City Radio’s Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a double elimination tournament Saturday June 25th at the North Complex fields. Teams of 12 are wanted. If you’re interested click HERE.

*Join us July 16 & 17th as we head to Minneapolis to cheer on the Twins as they host the Kansas City Royals! Seats for each game are limited. Call 229-3632 M-F to reserve your seat. Get more details by clicking HERE.

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

* Every Tattoosday on 94.1 The Rock, we’ll draw two winners to receive a certificate for $20 off any tattoo $40 or more from Ink Spot Tattoo of Aberdeen! Enter every week by clicking HERE.

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery courtesy of the Aberdeen Regional Airport.

*Sunday’s rock harder on 94.1 The Rock.  Don’t miss House Of Hair with Dee Snider from 7pm-10pm & Harddrive from 10pm-Midnight.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N Buy by clicking HERE.

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!  Sell your item by clicking HERE.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*7/7 – Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or click HERE
*7/8 – Hairball with Pop Evil, Egypt Central & Black Stone Cherry – Aberdeen Music Festival (Formally the Great Aberdeen Pig Out), Central Park, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets $10 one day or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange & Aberdeen Downtown Association.
Get the full 2 day lineup for the Pig Out by clicking HERE
*7/15 – Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying, – Sioux Falls Stadium, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

Charlotte Jackson

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