Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

May 27, 2011

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. The sign on the cage read $50.00.
“Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes says some vulgar stuff.”
The woman thought about this but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.”
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication but then thought, “That’s not so bad.”
When her two teen-age daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, “New house, new madam, new hookers.”
The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman’s’ husband, Keith, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, “Hi Keith!”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Raufeal Waddy, 22, and Terrel Battle, 26, who learned if you’re going to rob someone, make sure their 15 armed and angry family members aren’t within shouting distance. The two North Carolina men tried to steal a woman’s purse, but got more than they bargained for when as many as 15 of the victim’s family members and friends rushed to her aid and then severely beat, shot and stabbed the suspects.

Two New Orleans police officers who were arrested for instigating a fight with a security guard at a night club. Emelda Bland is a 25-year-veteran of the New Orleans Police force, and the other officer … is her son, a 3-year member of the force. Now the mother and son team are on suspension without pay “pending an investigation.”

Michael Boyko, a 17-year-old Florida teen who prepared for last weekend’s Rapture rumors in a most unusual way: by loading his Dodge Neon with shotguns, a semi-automatic handgun, a revolver, two bayonet-style knives, a pair of black gloves, a bottle of vodka, a case of Bud Light, bolt cutters, a ski mask and ammunition. Boyko was seen with one of the weapons by a fellow student who then notified a teacher. Well, the Rapture never happened, and we’re betting Boyko wishes his 14 criminal charges also never happened. Did he think Jesus needed a drunken Rambo in heaven?

Michael Hammonds, 57, a Florida dentist who got physically angry when an elderly patient complained about the adjustment he made to her dentures. The 85-year-old woman tried to get the dentures back and leave, but Hammonds blocked her attempts to get out the door, removing her hands from the door handle and causing some bruising. Hammonds is accused of false imprisonment, grand theft, battery on a person over 65 years old and assault on a person over 65 years old.

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Babe Of The Day
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Video Of The Day


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*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock is firein’ up The Rock Bus once again this year.  Hop the bus to go see Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying at the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th.  The package is just $84 per person and includes round trip motor coach transportation to and from the show plus your ticket.  Must be 21 or older to ride the bus because alcohol is allowed.  Call anytime M-F 8a-5p at 229-3632 to reserve your spot.  For more details click HERE.

* Your chance to win a backyard barbeque with 94.1 The Rock is back! If you’re the lucky winner we’ll come to your house with a grill, cooler, beverages & food…even a cake, cook it up for you and 20 of your friends and when we’re done, you keep everything! Plus you even get a pair of sunglasses and a fireworks package! So drop whatever you’re doing now and get registered online by clicking HERE. Then be listening weekdays, if we call out your name, you’ll have 10 minutes to call us back to get qualified. The backyard BBQ Is brought to you by: Jacobs Family Dentistry, Aberdeen Orthopedics & Sports Medicine, South Dakota Lottery, Hot Rocket Fireworks, The Sweet Spot Cake Shoppe, and Aberdeen Asthma & Allergy.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun Saturday, June 25th at the North Complex field in Aberdeen for Hub City Radio’s Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a double elimination tournament Saturday June 25th at the North Complex fields. Teams of 12 are wanted. If you’re interested click HERE.

*Join us June 11 & 12 as we head to Minneapolis to cheer on the Twins as they host the Texas Rangers or July 16 and 17 when the Twins take on the Kansas City Royals! Seats for each game are limited. Call 229-3632 M-F to reserve your seat. Get more details by clicking HERE.

* The Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour with special guests: Mayday, Stevie Stone, Kutt Calhoun, Krizz Kaliko, and Jay Rockwill be in Aberdeen Thursday, July 7 presented by Point FM! Get your tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or on-line via the link at HubCityRadio.com for just $27.  Get more info at HubCityRadio.com!

*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock welcomes: Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying to the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th. Tickets are on sale for $41.50 advance $52 day of show.

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

* Every Tattoosday on 94.1 The Rock, we’ll draw two winners to receive a certificate for $20 off any tattoo $40 or more from Ink Spot Tattoo of Aberdeen! Enter every week by clicking HERE.

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery courtesy of the Aberdeen Regional Airport.

*Sunday’s rock harder on 94.1 The Rock.  Don’t miss House Of Hair with Dee Snider from 7pm-10pm & Harddrive from 10pm-Midnight.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N Buy by clicking HERE.

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!  Sell your item by clicking HERE.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*6/17 – Aaron Tippin & Highway 101 – Fossum Field, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets $22 at Kens in Aberdeen.  More details HERE
*7/7 – Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or click HERE
*7/8 – Hairball with Pop Evil, Egypt Central & More TBA – Great Aberdeen Pig Out, Central Park, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets $10 one day or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange & Aberdeen Downtown Association.
Get the full 2 day lineup for the Pig Out by clicking HERE
*7/15 – Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying, – Sioux Falls Stadium, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

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