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May 19, 2011

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.
He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin’ fools. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later, the same Irishman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
“Is your bet still good?” asks the Irishman.
The Texan says “Yes,” and he asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately, the Irishman tears into all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, “If ya don’t mind me askin,’ where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?”
The Irishman replies, “Oh … I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Co-FTW
William Hendrix Jr., 55 of Florida, who found the lifeless body of his renter decomposing in an upstairs room, but instead of notifying authorities he mowed the lawn. When he finished mowing, he returned and poured bleach on the body to mask the stench. He failed to report the death because his girlfriend, who owns the property, didn’t want him to take in boarders.

An 18-year-old Florida Sears employee who shoplifted a pair of boots one day and then wore those boots to work the next. We’re pretty sure that Sears will give him “the boot” for his poor judgement.

Co-FTW
Twenty-seven-year-old Joshua Monson, of Washington state, who stabbed his defense lawyer in the neck with a pencil. It was the second attorney he stabbed in a week. Monson stabbed defense attorney Tom Cox one day last week; then stabbed his new attorney, Gurjit Pandher, a few days later. We’re seeing a pattern here.

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lazy TP
Here’s another entry in the lazy TP.  Cmon people, just put it in the holder!


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Top 5 Jobs that Won’t Get You Laid in Real Life, But Will in Porn

57 years of Playboy….online!

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Babe Of The Day
Want to pick a week’s worth of BOTD?  Email me at brent@hubcityradio.com.

Jenna Elfman






Video Of The Day


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*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock is firein’ up The Rock Bus once again this year.  Hop the bus to go see Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying at the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th.  The package is just $84 per person and includes round trip motor coach transportation to and from the show plus your ticket.  Must be 21 or older to ride the bus because alcohol is allowed.  Call anytime M-F 8a-5p at 229-3632 to reserve your spot.  For more details click HERE.

* Your chance to win a backyard barbeque with 94.1 The Rock is back! If you’re the lucky winner we’ll come to your house with a grill, cooler, beverages & food…even a cake, cook it up for you and 20 of your friends and when we’re done, you keep everything! Plus you even get a pair of sunglasses and a fireworks package! So drop whatever you’re doing now and get registered online by clicking HERE. Then be listening weekdays, if we call out your name, you’ll have 10 minutes to call us back to get qualified. The backyard BBQ Is brought to you by: Jacobs Family Dentistry, Aberdeen Orthopedics & Sports Medicine, South Dakota Lottery, Hot Rocket Fireworks, The Sweet Spot Cake Shoppe, and Aberdeen Asthma & Allergy.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun Saturday, June 25th at the North Complex field in Aberdeen for Hub City Radio’s Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a double elimination tournament Saturday June 25th at the North Complex fields. Teams of 12 are wanted. If you’re interested click HERE.

*Join us June 11 & 12 as we head to Minneapolis to cheer on the Twins as they host the Texas Rangers or July 16 and 17 when the Twins take on the Kansas City Royals! Seats for each game are limited. Call 229-3632 M-F to reserve your seat. Get more details by clicking HERE.

*Wednesday, May 25 the Vault in Sioux Falls will rock with Saving Abel and Red Line Chemistry. Tickets are on sale for just $20 in advance or $22 day of the show. Get more details including a link to buy tickets on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com.

* The Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour with special guests: Mayday, Stevie Stone, Kutt Calhoun, Krizz Kaliko, and Jay Rockwill be in Aberdeen Thursday, July 7 presented by Point FM! Get your tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or on-line via the link at HubCityRadio.com for just $27.  Get more info at HubCityRadio.com!

*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock welcomes: Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying to the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th. Tickets are on sale for $41.50 advance $52 day of show.

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

* Every Tattoosday on 94.1 The Rock, we’ll draw two winners to receive a certificate for $20 off any tattoo $40 or more from Ink Spot Tattoo of Aberdeen! Enter every week by clicking HERE.

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery courtesy of the Aberdeen Regional Airport.

*Sunday’s rock harder on 94.1 The Rock.  Don’t miss House Of Hair with Dee Snider from 7pm-10pm & Harddrive from 10pm-Midnight.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N Buy by clicking HERE.

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!  Sell your item by clicking HERE.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*5/25 – Saving Able with Red Line Chemistry – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets Here
*7/7 – Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or click HERE
*7/8 – Hairball with Pop Evil, Egypt Central & More TBA – Great Aberdeen Pig Out, Central Park, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets $10 one day or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange & Aberdeen Downtown Association.
Get the full 2 day lineup for the Pig Out by clicking HERE
*7/15 – Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying, – Sioux Falls Stadium, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

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