Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

May 18, 2011

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer’s ball beside him.
Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.
“Arrgh! What happened?” the Leprechaun asked.
“I’m afraid I hit you with my golf ball,” the golfer says.
“Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?”
“Thank God, you’re all right!” the golfer answers in relief. “I don’t want anything, I’m just glad you’re okay, and I apologize.” And the golfer walks off.
“What a nice guy,” the Leprechaun says to himself. I have to do something for him. I’ll give him the three things I would want… a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.”
A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
“‘Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,” the little guy says. “I just want to ask ye, how’s yer golf game?”
“My game is fantastic!” the golfer answers. I’m an internationally famous golfer now.” He adds, “By the way, it’s good to see you’re all right.”
“Oh, I’m fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how’s yer money situation?”
“Why, it’s just wonderful!” the golfer states. “When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn’t even know were there!”
“I did that fer ye also.”
“And tell me, how’s yer sex life?”
The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, “It’s okay.”
“C’mon, c’mon now,” urged the Leprechaun, “I’m wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?”
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, “Once, sometimes twice a week.”
“What??” responds the Leprechaun in shock. “That’s all? Only once or twice a week?”
“Well,” says the golfer, “I figure that’s not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.”
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Robby was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he says, “Lord! Take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and quit drinking.”
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Robby looked up again and says, “Never mind, I found one.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Amy and Steve Springer of Florida, who must believe their family time is important, because they took their three children, ages 6, 4 and 2, with them to buy drugs. After they were robbed at gunpoint, they flagged down a passing police car. Both were arrested for child endangerment and Amy was also cited for drug possession.

An unidentified Indiana man who went outside because his car was on fire, only to leave a pot on the stove. Fortunately, firefighters were on the scene to put out his car and noticed smoke coming from his house. They were able to save his home before it was damaged.

A man from the Chicago area who allowed a fake doctor to use toothpicks for an acupuncture treatment, plus give him meds that expired nine years ago and then charge him $200 for the visit. The victim responded to an ad in a newspaper and went to a building that appeared to be empty, except for the “doctor,” who was dressed in a white lab coat. The man and his son returned to the clinic a few days later and the “doctor” exited the building, locked the door behind him and ran away.

Today’s FTW
A burglar who broke into a Michigan residence and switched the faucet on the homeowner’s kitchen sink. According to the homeowner, nothing appeared to be stolen with the exception of the faucet of the kitchen sink.

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Video Of The Day


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*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock is firein’ up The Rock Bus once again this year.  Hop the bus to go see Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying at the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th.  The package is just $84 per person and includes round trip motor coach transportation to and from the show plus your ticket.  Must be 21 or older to ride the bus because alcohol is allowed.  Call anytime M-F 8a-5p at 229-3632 to reserve your spot.  For more details click HERE.

* Your chance to win a backyard barbeque with 94.1 The Rock is back! If you’re the lucky winner we’ll come to your house with a grill, cooler, beverages & food…even a cake, cook it up for you and 20 of your friends and when we’re done, you keep everything! Plus you even get a pair of sunglasses and a fireworks package! So drop whatever you’re doing now and get registered online by clicking HERE. Then be listening weekdays, if we call out your name, you’ll have 10 minutes to call us back to get qualified. The backyard BBQ Is brought to you by: Jacobs Family Dentistry, Aberdeen Orthopedics & Sports Medicine, South Dakota Lottery, Hot Rocket Fireworks, The Sweet Spot Cake Shoppe, and Aberdeen Asthma & Allergy.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun Saturday, June 25th at the North Complex field in Aberdeen for Hub City Radio’s Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a double elimination tournament Saturday June 25th at the North Complex fields. Teams of 12 are wanted. If you’re interested click HERE.

*Join us June 11 & 12 as we head to Minneapolis to cheer on the Twins as they host the Texas Rangers or July 16 and 17 when the Twins take on the Kansas City Royals! Seats for each game are limited. Call 229-3632 M-F to reserve your seat. Get more details by clicking HERE.

*Wednesday, May 25 the Vault in Sioux Falls will rock with Saving Abel and Red Line Chemistry. Tickets are on sale for just $20 in advance or $22 day of the show. Get more details including a link to buy tickets on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com.

* The Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour with special guests: Mayday, Stevie Stone, Kutt Calhoun, Krizz Kaliko, and Jay Rockwill be in Aberdeen Thursday, July 7 presented by Point FM! Get your tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or on-line via the link at HubCityRadio.com for just $27.  Get more info at HubCityRadio.com!

*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock welcomes: Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying to the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th. Tickets are on sale for $41.50 advance $52 day of show.

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

* Every Tattoosday on 94.1 The Rock, we’ll draw two winners to receive a certificate for $20 off any tattoo $40 or more from Ink Spot Tattoo of Aberdeen! Enter every week by clicking HERE.

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery courtesy of the Aberdeen Regional Airport.

*Sunday’s rock harder on 94.1 The Rock.  Don’t miss House Of Hair with Dee Snider from 7pm-10pm & Harddrive from 10pm-Midnight.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N Buy by clicking HERE.

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!  Sell your item by clicking HERE.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*5/25 – Saving Able with Red Line Chemistry – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets Here
*7/7 – Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or click HERE
*7/8 – Hairball with Pop Evil, Egypt Central & More TBA – Great Aberdeen Pig Out, Central Park, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets $10 one day or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange & Aberdeen Downtown Association.
Get the full 2 day lineup for the Pig Out by clicking HERE
*7/15 – Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying, – Sioux Falls Stadium, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

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