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May 13, 2011

Your concert connection is droppin’ the name of another rockin’ band coming to the 2011 Aberdeen Pigout this Tuesday morning during the Morning Rokit.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

Bonus Joke!
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail … all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, “Who are you and what do you want?”
“Hi,” said the man “Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I’ve got no arms, so I can’t beat you up and I’ve got no legs, so I can’t run away.”
The old woman asked, “What makes you think you’re so great in bed?”
To which he replied, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?
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Once there was a mad scientist who worked by himself in his laboratory. He was so lonely that one day, he decided to clone himself. Everything worked perfectly, except that the clone had a very foul mouth.
The scientist worked with the clone, but alas, he could not make the clone clean up his language. He got so tired of the clone’s language that one day he pushed him off the end of a cliff.
A policeman rushed up to him, and yelled “You are under arrest! You are under arrest!”
“What for?” the mad scientist asked.
“For making an obscene clone fall.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Lisa Osborn, a school board candidate, who lost the election because she didn’t vote for herself. One vote was all the Burton, Michigan woman needed to win a seat on the Board of Education, but she was at her son’s baseball game and didn’t vote. Two seats were open, and an incumbent board member won re-election with 295 votes. The only other valid candidate was Osborn, who needed just one vote to win the second seat.

Demetrius C. Bateman, 25, who got away from security guards at an Iowa courthouse, but didn’t get very far as he slammed into two large, glass doors injuring himself. Bateman apparently didn’t hit the bar to release the doors and suffered severe cuts that required surgery.

Today’s FTW
A 19-year-old Florida man who, while reeking of pot, pulled into the driveway of a house being raided by police. When the police told him he was being detained because he smelled like marijuana, the teen said, “Yeah, I smoke weed — a lot of it.” You can pretty much guess the rest.

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Babe Of The Day
Want to pick a week’s worth of BOTD?  Email me at brent@hubcityradio.com.
Adrienne Janic



Video Of The Day


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*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock is firein’ up The Rock Bus once again this year.  Hop the bus to go see Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying at the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th.  The package is just $84 per person and includes round trip motor coach transportation to and from the show plus your ticket.  Must be 21 or older to ride the bus because alcohol is allowed.  Call anytime M-F 8a-5p at 229-3632 to reserve your spot.  For more details click HERE.

* Your chance to win a backyard barbeque with 94.1 The Rock is back! If you’re the lucky winner we’ll come to your house with a grill, cooler, beverages & food…even a cake, cook it up for you and 20 of your friends and when we’re done, you keep everything! Plus you even get a pair of sunglasses and a fireworks package! So drop whatever you’re doing now and get registered online by clicking HERE. Then be listening weekdays, if we call out your name, you’ll have 10 minutes to call us back to get qualified. The backyard BBQ Is brought to you by: Jacobs Family Dentistry, Aberdeen Orthopedics & Sports Medicine, South Dakota Lottery, Hot Rocket Fireworks, The Sweet Spot Cake Shoppe, and Aberdeen Asthma & Allergy.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun Saturday, June 25th at the North Complex field in Aberdeen for Hub City Radio’s Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a double elimination tournament Saturday June 25th at the North Complex fields. Teams of 12 are wanted. If you’re interested click HERE.

*Join us June 11 & 12 as we head to Minneapolis to cheer on the Twins as they host the Texas Rangers or July 16 and 17 when the Twins take on the Kansas City Royals! Seats for each game are limited. Call 229-3632 M-F to reserve your seat. Get more details by clicking HERE.

*Tickets on sale now for Papa Roach, Halestorm and Pop Evil in Sioux Falls outdoors and under the stars on Friday, May 13 at the Vault! Check out the Rock Page of HubCityRadio.com for a link to buy tickets.

*Wednesday, May 25 the Vault in Sioux Falls will rock with Saving Abel and Red Line Chemistry. Tickets are on sale for just $20 in advance or $22 day of the show. Get more details including a link to buy tickets on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com.

* The Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour with special guests: Mayday, Stevie Stone, Kutt Calhoun, Krizz Kaliko, and Jay Rockwill be in Aberdeen Thursday, July 7 presented by Point FM! Get your tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or on-line via the link at HubCityRadio.com for just $27.  Get more info at HubCityRadio.com!

*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock welcomes: Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying to the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th. Tickets are on sale for $41.50 advance $52 day of show.

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

* Every Tattoosday on 94.1 The Rock, we’ll draw two winners to receive a certificate for $20 off any tattoo $40 or more from Ink Spot Tattoo of Aberdeen! Enter every week by clicking HERE.

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery courtesy of the Aberdeen Regional Airport.

*Sunday’s rock harder on 94.1 The Rock.  Don’t miss House Of Hair with Dee Snider from 7pm-10pm & Harddrive from 10pm-Midnight.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N Buy by clicking HERE.

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!  Sell your item by clicking HERE.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*TONIGHT – Papa Roach with Pop Evil & Halestorm – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets Here
*5/25 – Saving Able with Red Line Chemistry – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets Here
*7/7 – Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or click HERE
*7/8 – Hairball with Pop Evil – Great Aberdeen Pig Out, Central Park, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets $10 one day or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange & Aberdeen Downtown Association.
Get the full 2 day lineup for the Pig Out by clicking HERE
*7/15 – Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying, – Sioux Falls Stadium, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

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