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May 2, 2011

Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock is firein’ up The Rock Bus once again this year.  Hop the bus to go see Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying at the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th.  The package is just $84 per person and includes round trip motor coach transportation to and from the show plus your ticket.  Must be 21 or older to ride the bus because alcohol is allowed.  Call anytime M-F 8a-5p at 229-3632 to reserve your spot.  For more details check out hubcityradio.com.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, ‘$165,000’. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, ‘What kind of bets?’
The elderly woman replied, ‘Well, I bet you
$25,000 that your testicles are square.’
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, ‘Would you like to take my bet?’
‘Certainly’, replied the president. ‘I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.’
‘Done’, the elderly woman answered. ‘But given the amount of money involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 ‘ clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.’ ‘No problem’, said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o’clock the elderly woman arrived at the president’s office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president’s testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. ‘Of course’, said the president. ‘Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.’
The elderly woman did so with a little smile.
Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, ‘Oh, it’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o’clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Canada !’

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
An 18-year-old man who dressed up in a cow suit, stole 26 gallons of milk from a Walmart, then handed the jugs to passersby outside. The man was crawling on the ground while he exited the store, trying to emulate cattle. Police responding to a disturbance at a local McDonald’s apprehended a teen that just so happened to have a cow suit in his car. Udder madness.

Domonique J. Loggins, 21, who was running from police officers when he ran into a park in Joliet, Illinois full of them. A large number of police officers were at the park for a training session on “being prepared for any situation.” It was not a good day for Domonique Loggins.

Harlan Porter, 31, a Georgia elementary school teacher who stripped off his clothes and walked naked around the school because he had achieved a “new level of enlightenment and wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open.” Fellow teachers reported that Porter did not drink sodas and maintained a strict vegan diet. However, on the date in question, they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to Taco Bell for lunch.

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Other stuff for 05/02/2011

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Epic Beard Man Meets Electric Bark Collar

Gotta love boyshorts

The art class at my alma mater, Northwestern in Mellette, is a finalist in the Northwest division for the Vans shoe customization contest. Go help them out and click HERE and vote Northwestern!

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Bad Parking
Its time for another addition of bad parking.  If you see bad parking text or email the photo to brent@hubcityradio.com.

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94.1 The Rock Top 10.  Week of 5/2-5/8

10-Skillet-Awake & Alive
9-Buckcherry-Its A Party
8-Sick Puppies-Riptide
7-Avenged Sevenfold-Welcome To The Family
6-Jonathan Tyler/Northern Lights-Gypsy Woman
5-3 Doors Down-When You’re Young
4-Shinedown-Diamond Eyes (Boom Lay Boom)
3-Sixx A.M.-Lies Of The Beautiful People
2-Seether-Country Song
1-Foo Fighters-Rope

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Babe Of The Day
Want to pick a week’s worth of BOTD?  Email me at brent@hubcityradio.com.

Erin Cahill






Video Of The Day


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* Your chance to win a backyard barbeque with 94.1 The Rock is back! If you’re the lucky winner we’ll come to your house with a grill, cooler, beverages & food…even a cake, cook it up for you and 20 of your friends and when we’re done, you keep everything! Plus you even get a pair of sunglasses and a fireworks package! So drop whatever you’re doing now and get registered online by clicking HERE. Then be listening weekdays, if we call out your name, you’ll have 10 minutes to call us back to get qualified. The backyard BBQ Is brought to you by: Jacobs Family Dentistry, Aberdeen Orthopedics & Sports Medicine, South Dakota Lottery, Hot Rocket Fireworks, The Sweet Spot Cake Shoppe, and Aberdeen Asthma & Allergy.

* Every Tattoosday on 94.1 The Rock, we’ll draw two winners to receive a certificate for $20 off any tattoo $40 or more from Ink Spot Tattoo of Aberdeen! Enter right now on The Rock page of hubcityradio.com

*Join us June 11 & 12 as we head to Minneapolis to cheer on the Twins as they host the Texas Rangers or July 16 and 17 when the Twins take on the Kansas City Royals! Seats for each game are limited. Call 229-3632 M-F to reserve your seat. More details are on hubcityradio.com

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*Tickets on sale now for Papa Roach, Halestorm and Pop Evil in Sioux Falls outdoors and under the stars on Friday, May 13 at the Vault! Check out the Rock Page of HubCityRadio.com for a link to buy tickets.

*Wednesday, May 25 the Vault in Sioux Falls will rock with Saving Abel and Red Line Chemistry. Tickets are on sale for just $20 in advance or $22 day of the show. Get more details including a link to buy tickets on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com.

* The Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour with special guests: Mayday, Stevie Stone, Kutt Calhoun, Krizz Kaliko, and Jay Rockwill be in Aberdeen Thursday, July 7 presented by Point FM! Get your tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or on-line via the link at HubCityRadio.com for just $27.  Get more info at HubCityRadio.com!

*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock welcomes: Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying to the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th. Tickets are on sale for $41.50 advance $52 day of show.

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery courtesy of the Aberdeen Regional Airport.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*5/13 – Papa Roach with Pop Evil & Halestorm – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets Here
*5/25 – Saving Able with Red Line Chemistry – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets Here
*7/7 – Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or click HERE
*7/8 – Hairball with Pop Evil – Great Aberdeen Pig Out, Central Park, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets $10 one day or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange & Aberdeen Downtown Association.
Get the full 2 day lineup for the Pig Out by clicking HERE
*7/15 – Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying, – Sioux Falls Stadium, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

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