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April 28, 2011

Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock is firein’ up The Rock Bus once again this year.  Hop the bus to go see Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying at the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th.  The package is just $84 per person and includes round trip motor coach transportation to and from the show plus your ticket.  Must be 21 or older to ride the bus because alcohol is allowed.  Call anytime M-F 8a-5p at 229-3632 to reserve your spot.  For more details check out hubcityradio.com.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

An Irishman went to confession in St. Patrick’s Church..
‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.’
The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.’
Soon thereafter, another Irishman entered the confessional. ‘Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I’ve had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.’
This time, the priest questioned, ‘Who is this Nookie Green?’
‘A new woman in the neighborhood,’ the sinner replied.
‘Very well,’ sighed the priest. ‘Go and say ten Hail Mary’s.’
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to reveal that she wasn’t wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, ‘Is that Nookie Green?’
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn’t believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, ‘No Father, I think it’s just a reflection from her shoes’.

Dumbass Of The Day

Michael Podniestrzanski, 23, who got into a fight with his cousin over which of the “Game of Thrones” HBO characters was going to win. Podniestrzanski took a swing at his cousin and then threw him into the front window.

Today’s FTW
Boris Simic, who was walking shirtless down a Kentucky interstate, in the middle of traffic, during a rainstorm. Police said cars were swerving to miss the man and when they told him to get off the roadway, Simic told the officer to “go (expletive) yourself.” When asked why he was upset, Simic told police he wanted to “kick his father’s ass” because Simic’s father would not have sex with Simic’s mother. Simic was believed to be under the influence at the time of the arrest. Ya think?

British teens who tried to steal from a soldier’s training van, but when they broke in they found a squad of soldiers training. The soldiers were in the van during a training mission, when they spotted the teens going from van to van, trying to break in. When the teens kept trying to break into their van, the soldiers stopped their training mission, popped open the van doors and chased after the wannabe thieves.

A waiter at a Chinese restaurant in Australia, who gave a customer a bill as he was being loaded into an ambulance. The man had experienced a seizure while dining with a friend. As the friend was climbing into the ambulance to join the ill man, a waiter came and handed the friend a bill.

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Other stuff for 04/28/2011

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The art class at my alma mater, Northwestern in Mellette, is a finalist in the Northwest division for the Vans shoe customization contest. Go help them out and click HERE and vote Northwestern!

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Bad Parking
Its time for another addition of bad parking.  If you see bad parking take a picture and email or text it to brent@hubcityradio.com.

This one was sent to us by master storm chaser Ryan

I think this guy just said f*ck it.  Good enough.

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Babe Of The Day
Want to pick a week’s worth of BOTD?  Email me at brent@hubcityradio.com.

Emma Roberts






Video Of The Day


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*Join us June 11 & 12 as we head to Minneapolis to cheer on the Twins as they host the Texas Rangers or July 16 and 17 when the Twins take on the Kansas City Royals! Seats for each game are limited. Call 229-3632 M-F to reserve your seat. More details are on hubcityradio.com

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*Tickets on sale now for Papa Roach, Halestorm and Pop Evil in Sioux Falls outdoors and under the stars on Friday, May 13 at the Vault! Check out the Rock Page of HubCityRadio.com for a link to buy tickets.

*Wednesday, May 25 the Vault in Sioux Falls will rock with Saving Abel and Red Line Chemistry. Tickets are on sale for just $20 in advance or $22 day of the show. Get more details including a link to buy tickets on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com.

* The Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour with special guests: Mayday, Stevie Stone, Kutt Calhoun, Krizz Kaliko, and Jay Rockwill be in Aberdeen Thursday, July 7 presented by Point FM! Get your tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or on-line via the link at HubCityRadio.com for just $25. Tickets will be $28 at the door so get your tickets in advance and save! Get more info at HubCityRadio.com!

*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock welcomes: Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying to the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th. Tickets are on sale for $41.50 advance $52 day of show.

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery courtesy of the Aberdeen Regional Airport.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*5/13 – Papa Roach with Pop Evil & Halestorm – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets Here
*5/25 – Saving Able with Red Line Chemistry – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets Here
*7/7 – Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or click HERE
*7/8 – Hairball with Pop Evil – Great Aberdeen Pig Out, Central Park, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets (on sale April 29) $10 one day or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange & Aberdeen Downtown Association.
Get the full 2 day lineup for the Pig Out by clicking HERE
*7/15 – Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying, – Sioux Falls Stadium, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

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