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April 27, 2011

Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock is firein’ up The Rock Bus once again this year.  Hop the bus to go see Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying at the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th.  The package is just $84 per person and includes round trip motor coach transportation to and from the show plus your ticket.  Must be 21 or older to ride the bus because alcohol is allowed.  Call anytime M-F 8a-5p at 229-3632 to reserve your spot.  For more details check out

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked what he was doing.
The litigator responded, “I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”
The old farmer responded, “This is my property and you’re not coming over here.”
The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States, and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you for everything you own.”
The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently you don’t know how we settle things. In Tennessee we settle small disagreements like this with the “three kick rule.”
The lawyer asked, “What is the three kick rule?”
The farmer replied, “Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on back and forth until someone gives up.”
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to bide by the local custom.
The farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer’s last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer’s third kick to the rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pile.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, “Okay, now it’s my turn.”
The old farmer smiled and said, “Naw, I give up. You can have the duck.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Cameron Reilly, 18, a Buckingham Palace guard who was relieved of his royal wedding day duties after calling Kate Middleton some choice names on Facebook. A fellow guard said, “Reilly is a big boozer and not what you’d call a thinker. These stupid comments could not have come at a worse time for him. Serving at the Royal Wedding is a huge honor. He has been incredibly naive.”

A 16-year-old British boy who posted the accounts of his $250,000 water prank on Facebook. The teen stopped up all of the men’s toilets with toilet paper on the third floor of a public library, then flushed and turned on the tap water. The water from the bowls and sinks overflowed and kept going from 7:30 one night until the next day. At first the teen denied having any part of the incident, but finally confessed after investigators presented him with his Facebook transcript.

Delarndrus Nashid Shabazz, 35, who answered the door for police with a pot pipe in hand and more pot in his shirt pocket. Police were there because neighbors were complaining that Shabazz had been walking around the apartment naked. At least he put on a shirt when he answered the door.

Today’s FTW
Matthew Dale Hudleston, 33, who robbed a Florida bank, then went back to get the stickup note. Hudleston, left the bank with over $10,000, but then returned to retrieve the holdup note. He was caught a short time later.


Other stuff for 04/27/2011

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Yesterday I showed you Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey…today I present Cupcake Vodka

Meet the new voice of the Aflac Duck

My fav request yesterday on 94.1

Check out Rusty’s Rock Blog for the Nonpoint-Miracle video as talked about in the Morning Rokit.

The art class at my alma mater, Northwestern in Mellette, is a finalist in the Northwest division for the Vans shoe customization contest. Go help them out and click HERE and vote Northwestern!


Bad Parking
Its time for another addition of bad parking.  If you see bad parking take a picture and email or text it to

Today’s picture was sent to us by Kevin


Babe Of The Day
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Katie Savoy

Video Of The Day


*Join us June 11 & 12 as we head to Minneapolis to cheer on the Twins as they host the Texas Rangers or July 16 and 17 when the Twins take on the Kansas City Royals! Seats for each game are limited. Call 229-3632 M-F to reserve your seat. More details are on

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*Tickets on sale now for Papa Roach, Halestorm and Pop Evil in Sioux Falls outdoors and under the stars on Friday, May 13 at the Vault! Check out the Rock Page of for a link to buy tickets.

*Wednesday, May 25 the Vault in Sioux Falls will rock with Saving Abel and Red Line Chemistry. Tickets are on sale for just $20 in advance or $22 day of the show. Get more details including a link to buy tickets on The Rock page at

* The Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour with special guests: Mayday, Stevie Stone, Kutt Calhoun, Krizz Kaliko, and Jay Rockwill be in Aberdeen Thursday, July 7 presented by Point FM! Get your tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or on-line via the link at for just $25. Tickets will be $28 at the door so get your tickets in advance and save! Get more info at!

*Your concert connection 94.1 The Rock welcomes: Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying to the Sioux Falls Stadium July 15th. Tickets are on sale for $41.50 advance $52 day of show.

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery courtesy of the Aberdeen Regional Airport.


Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on to find out more information.

*5/13 – Papa Roach with Pop Evil & Halestorm – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets Here
*5/25 – Saving Able with Red Line Chemistry – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets Here
*7/7 – Tech N9ne All 6s And 7s tour – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets at Hub City Radio, CD Exchange or click HERE
*7/8 – Hairball with Pop Evil – Great Aberdeen Pig Out, Central Park, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets (on sale April 29) $10 one day or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange & Aberdeen Downtown Association.
Get the full 2 day lineup for the Pig Out by clicking HERE
*7/15 – Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead, 10 Years, All That Remains, Escape The Fate, As I Lay Dying, – Sioux Falls Stadium, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

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