Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

March 18, 2011

I call it “New Copier Works.”  I dare somebody to do this today and email the me the results.  brent@hubcityradio.com.  I’ll post the best one’s in my blog on Monday.

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If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and were in the mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed at everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “Paw, What’s at?”
The father (never having seen an elevator before) responded, “Son, I dunno. I ain’t never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain’t got no idea’r what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the woman rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, 24 year old blond woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, “Boy, go git yo momma.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Anthony Rush, 38, who called police to report the truck he had stolen was missing. Rush took the vehicle for a test drive, but kept the key when he returned it to the dealership. The next morning the truck was gone, so the dealer reported it stolen.  It was gone for five months, driven the whole time by Rush.  Rush called to report the truck was missing, only to find out it had been towed away. He parked it in a handicapped spot.

Katherine Morse, 49, who stopped to complain to police, who had pulled over a drunk driver, about what a “stupid place” the officers had chosen to park their patrol cars.  As you might have guessed, she had been drinking too.  So, the officers finished with the initial DUI arrest, and then arrested Morse for drunken driving and obstructing police.

Lonnie Johnson, who decided that public transportation would be an ideal way to make his getaway after a bank robbery.  Witnesses say, Johnson robbed a bank in Dayton, OH then boarded a city bus. Police easily tracked the bus along its route and pulled it over without incident. Johnson got a free transfer to jail.

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Other stuff for 03/18/2011

Follow me on Twitter HERE

5 Surprising Sex Facts You’ve Never Heard

The Top 166 And A Half Things Found In A Scranton Woman’s Vagina
I guess its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway by now?  HERE is the news story if you think I’m s*itin’ you. 

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Babe Of The Day
Halle Berry




Video Of The Day
90’s Week


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*The 2011 Spring Big Boy Toy Show will be held April 9th and 10th at the Expo Building on the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Come out Saturday from 9a-6p and Sunday from 11a-5p.  Free admission!  Attend the event on Facebook HERE.

*The 2011 Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on April 16th at the Ramkota Convention Center.  Browse the booths from 10a-3pm with the cooking deminstation to be held at 3pm.  Tickets are on sale now at Kesslers for only $10.  Attend the event on Facebook HERE!

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Tickets go on sale this Saturday to see Papa Roach, Halestorm and Pop Evil in Sioux Falls outdoors and under the stars on Friday, May 13 at the Vault! Check out the Rock Page of HubCityRadio.com for a link to buy tickets starting this Saturday!

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420/107.1 from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and espnaberdeen.com.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Hub City Radio Play-By-Play Schedule

3/17-19 – BBB – Entire State B Boys Basketball Tournament – ESPN Radio 1420/107.1
3/17-19 – BBB – Aberdeen Roncalli @ State A Tournament – Pheasant Country 103
3/17-19 – BBB – Redfield/Doland @ State A Tournament – Pheasant Country 103

State B’s on ESPN Radio 1420/107.1 streaming HERE
Aberdeen Roncalli & Redfield/Doland Pheasant Country 103 streaming HERE

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment -Swiftel Center, Brookings – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
*5/13 – Papa Roach with Pop Evil & Halestorm – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets 3/19
*7/8-9 – Hairball & Wookiefoot – Great Aberdeen Pig Out, Central Park, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets (on sale April 30) $10 one day or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange, Aberdeen Downtown Association or by clicking HERE.

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