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March 15, 2011-Pig Out Tuesday

Don’t miss Edisun rockin’ Wild Oats TONIGHT at 11pm.  Its the Pre-St. Patty’s Day Party with green beer from 10:30pm till gone.  No cover charge!

The Aberdeen Downtown Association and Pepper Entertainment present Hairball & Wookiefoot headlining the 2011 Great Aberdeen Pig Out, July 8-9 at Central Park in Aberdeen.  Tickets for on sale April 30th for $10 for a one day pass or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange, Aberdeen Downtown Association or by clicking HERE.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading: “Don’t Miss The Amazing Texan.” Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark.
Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy.
Suddenly the old man unzips his pants, whips out his huge body part and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Texan is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same: “Don’t Miss the Amazing Texan.”
He can’t believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket.
Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The Texan stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show.
You’re incredible,” he tells the Texan. “But I have to know something. You’re older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?”
“Well, says the Texan: “My eyes aren’t what they used to be.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Michael Trias, 20, who tried to burglarize a house by climbing through a bathroom window, but fell into the laundry hamper. He then became tangled up in the basket that was made from PVC and netting, and had to be helped by the owner, who then escorted him outside to wait for police.

Kenneth Roberts, 60, who got into an argument with his wife and apparently didn’t get the last word, so after she stormed out of their minivan he ran her over. Her injuries were not life-threatening, but Roberts was taken off to jail.

Today’s FTW
Motorcyclist Andrew Ouellette, 20, who had several moving violations, so he tried to get out of a speeding ticket by pulling out a roll of bills and asking the arresting officer, “Are you sure we can’t do anything?” Unfortunately for Ouellette, bribery carries a much larger offense than a third citation would have.

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Other stuff for 03/15/2011

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Babe Of The Day
Alaina Huffman



Video Of The Day
90’s Week


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*The 2011 Spring Big Boy Toy Show will be held April 9th and 10th at the Expo Building on the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Come out Saturday from 9a-6p and Sunday from 11a-5p.  Free admission!  Attend the event on Facebook HERE.

*The 2011 Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on April 16th at the Ramkota Convention Center.  Browse the booths from 10a-3pm with the cooking deminstation to be held at 3pm.  Tickets are on sale now at Kesslers for only $10.  Attend the event on Facebook HERE!

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Tickets go on sale this Saturday to see Papa Roach, Halestorm and Pop Evil in Sioux Falls outdoors and under the stars on Friday, May 13 at the Vault! Check out the Rock Page of HubCityRadio.com for a link to buy tickets starting this Saturday!

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420/107.1 from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and espnaberdeen.com.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Hub City Radio Play-By-Play Schedule

3/17-19 – BBB – Entire State B Boys Basketball Tournament – ESPN Radio 1420/107.1
3/17-19 – BBB – Aberdeen Roncalli @ State A Tournament – Pheasant Country 103
3/17-19 – BBB – Redfield/Doland @ State A Tournament – Pheasant Country 103

Streaming audio of all games on espnaberdeen.com

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*TONIGHT – Edisun – Wild Oats, Aberdeen – NO COVER!
*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment -Swiftel Center, Brookings – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
*5/13 – Papa Roach with Pop Evil & Halestorm – The Vault, Sioux Falls – Tickets 3/19
*7/8-9 – Hairball & Wookiefoot – Great Aberdeen Pig Out, Central Park, Aberdeen, SD – T
ickets (on sale April 30) $10 one day or $15 two day pass and available Pauer Sound, CD Exchange, Aberdeen Downtown Association or by clicking HERE.

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