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March 11, 2011

Your concert connection, 94.1 The Rock has some major concert news in the coming days. Tune in Monday  morning to find out about a big outdoor concert coming to the region, plus Tuesday morning find out who’s coming to the 2011 Great Aberdeen Pig Out!

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
Judy again remarried, and this time, she and John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,  “Lord, they are finally together.”
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret,
“Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret replied, “I think he means her legs, Ethel . . . her legs”!

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Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
“How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson.
“That depends,” he said. “They run from $2.00 to $2,000.”
“Let’s see the $2.00 model,” said Morris the miser.
The salesperson put the device around Morris’ neck.
“You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,” he instructed.
“How does it work?” , asked Morris.
“For $2.00 it doesn’t work,” the salesperson replied. “But when people see it on you, they’ll talk louder.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Robert Kasmir, a college professor who was tossed from a college basketball game for heckling the referees…. just minutes after Kasmir and his family had been honored at half-time for donating a substantial sum of money to the university.

A 27-year-old Swedish bank robber who left three bottles of urine behind after hiding inside a bank vault for three days. The man and his accomplice emptied 140 safety deposit boxes of at least $500,000 in cash and jewelry, but they forgot to take the urine when they left. Police were able to trace the DNA to the two men.

Giancarlo Sabatini, who had avoided being apprehended by police for over a decade, but got caught because he couldn’t resist his wife’s lasagna. Acting on a tip, police staked out the homes of Sabatini’s wife and daughter. Sure enough, he returned from his hideout in Belgium to celebrate the last day before Lent with his family and enjoy the lasagna his wife had made.

Today’s FTW
An unidentified 52-year-old Pennsylvania woman who called 911 to report she had stubbed her toe. Dispatchers did not send an ambulance because of the nature of the emergency but did after the woman called a second time.

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Other stuff for 03/11/2011

Support the cause! 1,000 strong for Rusty & Brent to meet Shawn Cable.  Join by clicking HERE.
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Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes

Lemmy & Motorhead create slow verson of Ace of Spades

Ke$ha Distributes 10,000 Condoms With Her Face On It

Nickelodeon to Air 1990s Programming Beginning This Fall

The tragic sports cast. All that’s missing is Boom Goes the Dynamite.

7 bizarre products for dressing up your genitals

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Babe Of The Day
Olivia Palermo

Video Of The Day


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* Rev It Up In Rock Saturday night from 10-midnight has new music from Seether and Adelitas Way.  Plus the best modern rock from the 90’s through today.

*The 2011 Spring Big Boy Toy Show will be held April 9th and 10th at the Expo Building on the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Come out Saturday from 9a-6p and Sunday from 11a-5p.  Free admission!  Attend the event on Facebook HERE.

*The 2011 Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on April 16th at the Ramkota Convention Center.  Browse the booths from 10a-3pm with the cooking deminstation to be held at 3pm.  Tickets are on sale now at Kesslers for only $10.  Attend the event on Facebook HERE!

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420/107.1 from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and espnaberdeen.com.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Hub City Radio Play-By-Play Schedule

3/11 – ESPN Radio 1420/107.1 – GBB – Aberdeen Central @ State AA – 8:45p or 2:45p
3/11 – 94.1 The Rock – WBB – NSU vs Concordia-St Paul @ Durango, Co – 8:30/9pm
3/12 – ESPN Radio 1420/107.1 – GBB – Aberdeen Central @ State AA – TBA

Don’t forget next week we will have coverage of the entire State B tournament on ESPN Radio 1420/107.1 & Aberdeen Roncalli & Redfield/Doland from the state A’s in Rapid City on Pheasant Country 103.

Streaming audio of all games on espnaberdeen.com

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

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