Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

March 10, 2011

Your concert connection, 94.1 The Rock will reveal the 2011 Great Aberdeen Pig Out lineup on March 15th!  You’re not going to want to miss who’s coming to Aberdeen this year!

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?”
Bob replies, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. “So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?”
“I lied about my age,” Bob replies.
“What, did you tell her you were only 50?”
Bob smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 90.”

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Bonus Jokes sent to therock@hubcityradio.com from Tommy

Letter to the Men’s Helpline:

Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes  out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone’s car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it ?

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A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said “I want to be a movie star.” Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, “What’s your name?”
The guy said, “My name is Penis van Lesbian.”
The agent said, “Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name.”

“I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever.”
The agent said, “Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years… you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I’m telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you.”

“So be it! I guess we will not do business together” the guy said and he left the agent’s office.

FIVE YEARS LATER…… The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed…

“Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke

Dumbass Of The Day

Cindy Economou, a former firefighter-paramedic, who took a man’s foot and part of his leg from a crash scene, because she thought it would make a good training aid. Economou said, “The leg was an unrecognizable mass of flesh. It wasn’t a clean cut. You couldn’t even recognize it as a foot.” She claims she took the leg to help train her body recovery dog. Regardless of her intentions, the leg’s owner is now suing her.

Timothy James Chapek, 24, who broke into a home and called 911 because he feared the home owner might have a gun. The home owner also called 911 to report an intruder who was in his house taking a shower. That would be Chapek. Police arrived and arrested Chapek without further incident.

Today’s FTW
David Bush, 36, whose little fender-bender lead to a case of road rage that ended in a shooting. Bush pulled a gun and shot the victim Lamont Johns, 37, several times in the legs. Bush defended himself by telling police, “I didn’t want to kill him. After I shot him, I made sure he was alive.” Somehow, we don’t think the judge will see this as an act of kindness.

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Other stuff for 03/10/2011

Support the cause! 1,000 strong for Rusty & Brent to meet Shawn Cable.  Join by clicking HERE.
Follow me on Twitter HERE

In honor of Chuck Norris turning 71 today….here are Chuck Norris Facts

The Chinese McWedding

It’s Healthy To Stare At Women’s Chests!!!!

Winning – a Song by Charlie Sheen

The Richest Dog In South Dakota

Reasons to not quit coffee

As heard in The Morning Rokit with Rusty & Brent
Did Sixx AM rip off Creed?
What our names mean

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Babe Of The Day
Heather Morris

Video Of The Day


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*The 2011 Spring Big Boy Toy Show will be held April 9th and 10th at the Expo Building on the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Come out Saturday from 9a-6p and Sunday from 11a-5p.  Free admission!  Attend the event on Facebook HERE.

*The 2011 Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on April 16th at the Ramkota Convention Center.  Browse the booths from 10a-3pm with the cooking deminstation to be held at 3pm.  Tickets are on sale now at Kesslers for only $10.  Attend the event on Facebook HERE!

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420/107.1 from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and espnaberdeen.com.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Hub City Radio Play-By-Play Schedule

3/10 – ESPN Radio 1420/107.1 – GBB – Aberdeen Central @ State AA vs Yankton – 8:25/8:45pm
3/11 – ESPN Radio 1420/107.1 – GBB – Aberdeen Central @ State AA – 8:45p or 2:45p
3/11 – 94.1 The Rock – WBB – NSU vs Concordia-St Paul @ Durango, Co – 8:30/9pm
3/12 – ESPN Radio 1420/107.1 – GBB – Aberdeen Central @ State AA – TBA

Don’t forget next week we will have coverage of the entire State B tournament on ESPN Radio 1420/107.1 & Aberdeen Roncalli & Redfield/Doland from the state A’s in Rapid City on Pheasant Country 103.

Streaming audio of all games on espnaberdeen.com

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

*8/19 – LeAnn Rimes – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/20 – The Band Perry – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/21 – Josh Turner – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14

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