Your Daily Adjustment

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March 3, 2011

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

Morris returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife, Alma, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made mad passionate love.
Six hours later, Morris went to her again, and said. “Honey now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?”
Alma agrees and again they make love.
Later Morris is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours left. He touched Alma’s shoulder and said, “Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.”
She agreed, then afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep.
Morris, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. “Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we?”
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, “Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning! You don’t!”

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Osama Bin-Laden started believing in astrology and went to a special astrologist to ask him when will be the day he dies.
“You will die on an American holiday”, said the astrologist.
“How can you be so sure of that?” asked Bin-Laden.
“Well, any day you die will be an American holiday.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Nikolas Galiatsatos, 47, owner of Nina’s Bella Pizza, who terrorized competing pizza parlors by placing bags full of mice in their restaurants and leaving. Galiatsatos came into Verona Pizza while two officers were dining and asked to use the restroom. The owner of the restaurant soon found footprints on a toilet seat and the officers looked inside the ceiling and discovered a bag containing several live mice. Galiatsatos had also planted live mice in a trash can at Uncle Nick’s Pizza, located across the street.

Julio Rodriguez, 25, who was seeking a ride home from the hospital, but instead of calling for a cab, he dialed 911. A deputy responded and suggested that Rodriguez take a taxi or contact family. Not happy with those options, he reportedly told the deputy he was going to call 911 for an ambulance. The deputy interrupted the call and arrested him.

Ronald Stevens, who broke into Middle School in Georgia, but decided to do the task naked. Police and K-9 units found the man hiding in the ceiling of one of the rooms. No explanation was given why Stevens was naked.

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Other stuff for 03/2/2011

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Thanks to Brandon Ford a member of the Rock Army on Facebook for this.
Jusin Bieber commits rock blasphemy

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Babe Of The Day
Storm Large



Video Of The Day


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*Taste of Home tickets are now on sale at Kessler’s.  Pick up your tickets for just $10 and pick your seat.  Taste of  Home will be April 16th at the Ramkota Convention Center.  For more information please go to our website at www.hubcityradio.com.  Pick up your tickets for Taste of Home today at Kesslers.

*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420 AM from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and espnaberdeen.com.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Hub City Radio Play-By-Play Schedule

3/3 – Pheasant Country 103 – BBB – District 1A, Aberdeen Roncalli vs Leola/Frederick – 6:10/6:30pm
3/3 – Pheasant Country 103 – BBB – District 1A, Britton/Hecla vs Groton/ 8pm
3/3 – Sunny 97.7 – BBB – District 2B Championship, Warner vs Hitchcock/Tulare – 6:40/7pm
3/3 – ESPN Radio 1420 – GBB – District 3AA Championship Aberdeen Central @ Mitchell – 5:25/5:45pm
3/4 – Sunny 97.7 – GBB – Region 1B Championship, Ipswich vs Summit – 6:40/7pm
3/4 – Pheasant Country – GBB – Region 1A Championship, Aberdeen Roncalli vs Sisseton – 6:40/7pm
3/5 – Pheasant Country 103 – BBB – District 1A Championship – 6:40/7pm

Streaming audio of all games on espnaberdeen.com

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*TONIGHT- Bucky Covington – Dakota Events Center, Aberdeen – Tickets $10 at Kesslers, DEC & Hub City Radio
*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

*8/19 – LeAnn Rimes – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/20 – The Band Perry – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/21 – Josh Turner – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14

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March 3, 2011 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. That Bieber thing honestly scares the shit out me. Nightmares, I tell you! Nightmares!

    Comment by Ginger | March 3, 2011 | Reply


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