Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

February 24, 2011

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician/physicist goes to a bar. He sits in the second-to-last seat and turns to the last seat, (which is always empty) and asks a girl (who isn’t there) if he can buy her a drink.
The bartender, who is used to weird university types, shrugs but keeps quiet.
However, when Valentine’s Day arrives and the mathematician makes a particularly heart-wrenching plea into empty space, the bartender’s curiosity gets the better of him.
He says, “I apologize if this strikes you as a stupid question, but surely you know there is NEVER a woman sitting in that last stool. Why do you persist in asking out someone who’s not even there?”
The university nerd replies, “Well, according to quantum physics, empty space is never truly empty. Virtual particles come into existence and vanish all the time. You never know when the proper wave function will implode and a girl might suddenly appear there.”
The bartender raises his eyebrows. “Really? Interesting. But couldn’t you just ask one of the girls who comes here every Friday if you could buy HER a drink? Never know … she might say yes.”
The nerd laughs. “Yeah, right … like THAT could happen!”

Dumbass Of The Day

Irwin Krakow, 58, who had an usual excuse for shoplifting from a New Jersey Wal-Mart: he was paying off a bet. Police say Krakow lost a wager that came with two ways to repay: stealing $50 worth of stuff from the Wal-Mart or running naked through the street. To make matters worse, the items Krakow shoplifted; a USB card, two spoons, a nutcracker, decorative tree, and T-shirts, only totaled $43.

Co FTW
Joseph Lawrence Borowiak, 31, who refused to pay for a pack of cigarettes in Macomb, MI, telling the store clerk, he was “the king” and didn’t have to pay for cigarettes. When the clerk grabbed the cigarettes back, Borowiak lunged across the counter. At that point the clerk dialed 911. A witness saw Borowiak swing at the clerk and then run out of the store. When he refused to stop for police, he was tasered, but it still took several officers to take “the king” into custody.

Co FTW
Urania Lot, 60, of Stock Island, FL, who got into a fight with her 18-year-old son over (drumroll please) a sandwich. Lot and her granddaughter told police Lot’s son was rude and belligerent when she asked him not to eat his sandwich in the living room. When the son refused, the mom threatened to break his TV and kick him out of the house. She then picked up a hammer and hit him with it on the left arm; she also hit him with her fists in the head, and bit him on the wrist.

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Other stuff for 02/24/2011

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Babe Of The Day
Melissa Marie


Video Of The Day


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*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420 AM from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and espnaberdeen.com.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Hub City Radio Play-By-Play Schedule

2/24 – Sunny 97.7 – GBB – District 2B Championship Warner vs Ipswich – 6:40/7pm
2/24 – Pheasant Country 103 – GBB – District 1A Championship Aberdeen Roncalli vs Britton/Hecla – 6:40/7pm
2/26 – 94.1 The Rock – DHBB – NSU @ Mary – 1:30/2 & 4pm

Streaming audio of all games on espnaberdeen.com

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*3/3 – Bucky Covington – Dakota Events Center, Aberdeen – Tickets $10 at Kesslers, DEC & Hub City Radio
*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

*8/19 – LeAnn Rimes – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/20 – The Band Perry – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/21 – Josh Turner – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14

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