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February 23, 2011

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

A woman who had the worst chronic headache goes to a famous “new age” holistic doctor as a last resort.
“Doctor, I have tried everything, but my headache just won’t go away.”
The doctor replied, “You have come to the right place. This is what I want you to do: go home, stare at yourself in the mirror, point your index fingers at your temples, and repeat this mantra: ‘I really don’t have a headache, I really don’t have a headache.’ Do it as long as it takes, the headache is just going to vanish.”
As she leaves the doctor’s office, skeptical but curious at the same time, she tries the maneuver in front of the mirror in the elevator.
Fingers pointed at her temples, she starts repeating “I really don’t have a headache, I really don’t have a headache….” She has barely said it four times, when she realizes her headache is gone.
Shocked and elated, she runs back up to the doctor. “Doctor, you are a genius! Can I please send you my husband? He’s been having problems in a certain department … how can I put it… “
When was the last time you two had sex?”
“About eight years ago.”
“Send him over.”
A few days later, she is waiting with bated breath for her husband to come home from the doctor. He arrives, asks her to wait, and goes straight to the bathroom. When he comes out, he throws her on the couch and starts making wild passionate love to her.
When he’s finished, he goes right back to the bathroom. A few minutes later he comes out, rouses her from her bliss and starts at it again, like an insatiable young man. After another hour of great sex he goes and locks himself in the bathroom again.
At this point the wife has become unbearably curious. She tiptoes to the bathroom door, looks through the keyhole, and sees her husband, staring at himself in the mirror, fingers pointed at his temples, repeating: “That woman is not my wife, that woman is not my wife …..”

Dumbass Of The Day

Hazel Cunningham, 47, of Ashford, Kent, UK, who posted photos of her vacations and lavish wedding on Facebook while she was receiving government aid. The taxman saw the photos, too, and concluded these are things she shouldn’t be able to afford since she’s on government aid. After a review of her tax return, they had her arrested. Now Hazel should update her Facebook status to “In prison for the next 120 days.”

Today’s FTW
Hersha C. Howard, 31, who attacked another woman with a deadly weapon because she thought that woman ate her box of Thin MInts Girl Scout cookies. Turns out the woman fed the cookies to Hersha’s hungry children and even offered to pay for them.

Frederick J. Wunker, 48, who crashed his Mercedes C300 while driving and huffing compressed air. He was easy to find. Police just followed the trail of broken auto parts from the large hole in a wooden fence to the driver’s address. That’s where they found Wunker, his damaged Mercedes and four cans of compressed air on his couch, covered with frost, meaning someone had just used them.

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Other stuff for 02/23/2011

Support the cause! 1,000 strong for Rusty & Brent to meet Shawn Cable.  Join by clicking HERE.
Follow me on Twitter HERE

Incase you missed it yesterday, The Morning Rokit’s dating advice

Where’s Macho Man Randy Savage Now?

Rihanna’s most risque on-stage outfits!

How to pee if you have a boner

The Chive.com is having a debate on whether or not girls should retire belly button rings.  You can put in your two cents HERE.  I want to know what the Rock Army thinks.  I vote Oh, hell no!

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Babe Of The Day
Natalie Portman


Video Of The Day


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*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420 AM from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and espnaberdeen.com.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Hub City Radio Play-By-Play Schedule

2/24 – Sunny 97.7 – GBB – District 2B Championship – 6:40/7pm
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2/26 – 94.1 The Rock – DHBB – NSU @ Mary – 1:30/2 & 4pm

Streaming audio of all games on espnaberdeen.com

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*3/3 – Bucky Covington – Dakota Events Center, Aberdeen – Tickets $10 at Kesslers, DEC & Hub City Radio
*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

*8/19 – LeAnn Rimes – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/20 – The Band Perry – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/21 – Josh Turner – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14

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