Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

February 22, 2011

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE …NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON’T BEAT ME UP
2) WON’T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, “Who are you? And what do you want?”
“Hi,” he said, ” your search is over, for I’m the man of your dreams. I’ve got no arms so I can’t beat you up and no legs so I can’t run away.”
“Well, then,” she said, “what makes you think that you’re so great in bed?”
To which he replied,….. “Well, I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Dumbass Of The Day

A 22-year-old man who heard that 24-hour police protection was ending in Flushing City, Michigan because of budget cuts, so he started stealing from homes and cars. But the man missed one little, but rather important detail: Flushing Township, not Flushing City, made the cuts. Flushing City Police, still on duty 24 hours-a-day, noticed his car and went to investigate. They found three GPS units, power tools and an iPod, among other items.

Today’s FTW
Two men who tried to rob a gun store but left the store $40 poorer. They went into the store to buy ammunition, but the ammo they wanted cost $50.19 and all they had was $40; so they told the clerk, “Give me your money!” The clerk who wears a shoulder holster with a semiautomatic handgun in plain view, zeroed in on the robber’s cylinder and saw it was empty, so he reached for his own gun and pulled it from its holster. The two men fled leaving their $40 on the counter.

Car thieves in Canada who took off when police arrived, but left behind some items in the car including a hat, an Ozzy Osborne CD, a hoodie, a T-shirt, a stick of Old Spice deodorant and… a resume. Police are currently looking for the whereabouts of the resume’s author.

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Other stuff for 02/22/2011

Support the cause! 1,000 strong for Rusty & Brent to meet Shawn Cable.  Join by clicking HERE.
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Hot chicks with Zelda Tattoos. Nerdgasm!

JWoww wants to do Playboy.

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Babe Of The Day

Do you have a botd suggestion?  Email them to brent@hubcityradio.com
Thanks to Rock Army member Jordan Klipfel for today’s BOTD….Kimberly Caldwell



Video Of The Day


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*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420 AM from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and espnaberdeen.com.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Hub City Radio Play-By-Play Schedule

2/22 – Sunny 97.7 – GBB – District 2B – 5:40/6 & 8pm
2/22 – Pheasant Country 103 – GBB – District 1A – 6:10/6:30 & 8pm
2/22 – ESPN Radio 1420 – BBB – Aberdeen Central @ Mitchell – 7:10/7:30pm
2/24 – Sunny 97.7 – GBB – District 2B Championship – 6:40/7pm
2/24 – Pheasant Country 103 – GBB – District 1A Championship – 6:40/7pm
2/26 – 94.1 The Rock – DHBB – NSU @ Mary – 1:30/2 & 4pm

Streaming audio of all games on espnaberdeen.com

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*3/3 – Bucky Covington – Dakota Events Center, Aberdeen – Tickets $10 at Kesslers, DEC & Hub City Radio
*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here

*8/19 – LeAnn Rimes – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/20 – The Band Perry – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/21 – Josh Turner – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14

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