Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

February 18, 2011

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

The ceremony was over. The deceased husband was buried, and the widow stood beside the grave with her best friend. As of that moment, she confided, she had no money left.
“How can that be?” said her friend. “You told me you got $40,000 from an insurance policy. How can you be broke already?”
The widow answered, “Well, the funeral home cost me $5,000. The rest went for memorial stone.”
“You spent $35,000 for a memorial stone?. Good grief, how big is it?”
The widow extended her hand. “Three and a half carats.”

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting flies” he responded.
“Oh, killing any?” she asked.
“Yep, 3 males 2 females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked: “How can you tell?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
A 32-year-old man who was busted by his own dog. A deputy saw a sock that was stuffed with marijuana and hashish fly out the window of a vehicle. The driver told the deputy his pit bull mix grabbed the sock and wouldn’t let go, enjoying a tug-of-war game. The dog won and tossed the sock out the window.

Glenn and Gregory Hooper, who learned if one brother is being arrested for impersonating a police officer, it’s not a good idea to pull up to the scene in your identical fake police car. The two brothers each had their own Crown Victoria, with mounted lights, sirens, a microphone to talk to other drivers, a spotlight, handcuffs dangling inside, and a handgun. Both men face third-degree felony charges.

Tenants in Portland, OR who used a hole in the floor as their personal ashtray, instead of using an actual ashtray. Their negligence lead to a house fire that caused extensive damage. A fire department spokesman said, “That’s not careless smoking, that’s stupid smoking.”

Dr Bernard Dessapt from Lyon’s Natecia Clinic in France, who performed a tummy tuck on a 31-year-old patient, but left a pair of forceps in her stomach for five months. Dr. Dessapt tried to make light of the incident, even delaying the removal of the forceps because “another 24 hours would not change her life.”

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Other stuff for 02/18/2011

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The Dark Knight Rises’ Fan Posters

The 15 Best Pictures of Mila Kunis

Boobs + Rollercoaser = Fun

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Babe Of The Day
Do you have a botd suggestion?  Email them to brent@hubcityradio.com

Adrianne Curry




Video Of The Day


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*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420 AM from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and espnaberdeen.com.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Hub City Radio Play-By-Play Schedule

2/18 – Pheasant Country 103 – BBB – Aberdeen Roncalli vs Webster – 7:40/8pm
2/18 – 94.1 The Rock – DHBB – NSU @ St. Cloud State – 5:50/6 & 8pm
2/19 – ESPN Radio 1420 – BBB – Aberdeen Central vs Huron – 7:10/7:30pm
2/19 – Pheasant Country 103 – BBB – Aberdeen Roncalli vs Miller – 7:40/8pm
2/19 – 94.1 The Rock – DHBB – NSU @ Concordia-St Paul – 3:30/4 & 6pm
2/19 – ESPN Radio 1420 & 930 KSDN -Region 1B Wrestling Updates

Streaming audio of all games on espnaberdeen.com
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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*TONIGHT – Neal McCoy ft Dustin Evans & Good Times Band – Dakota Event Center, Aberdeen, SD. Tickets are $30 at Hampton Inn & Suites, Mavericks Steak & Cocktails, Kesslers, Hitch N’ Post & Dacotah Bank.
*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
*8/19 – LeAnn Rimes – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/20 – The Band Perry – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/21 – Josh Turner – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14

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