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February 10, 2011

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.
When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
“Actually, no,” the man replied.
“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathes the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
“What should I tell him?” the bartender manages to say.
“Tell him,” she whispers, “there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Isaac N. Thielen, 29, who tried to kill a pesky bird at a cookie factory with a dose of birdshot. As you can guess, he missed the bird but hit a fellow employee instead. Thielen told police he had been trying to get the bird out of the warehouse for the previous month and a half, and when it landed, he laid on the ground and shot at it. One of the salt-and-pepper birdshot pellets apparently ricocheted and hit an employee in the head. Thielen has been charged with one count of injury by negligent handling of a dangerous weapon. As far as we know, the bird is still on the loose.

Today’s FTW
Kenneth White, 19, who broke into a business and was caught by authorities watching porn on one of the company’s computer. Officers entered the building and found White inside, pulling his pants up watching a pornographic movie on a computer screen. White told authorities he was in the closed and locked business, “looking for a job.” Interesting line of work, if you can get it.

Ryan Cleary, 20, who thought he’d made his great escape from an Illinois jail by climbing into the suspended ceiling and crawling through a ventilation duct. What Cleary didn’t know is the ventilation system had been reinforced during construction and it would not have been possible for Cleary to escape. He was found just 25 feet from where he started.


Other stuff for 02/08/2011

Support the cause! 1,000 strong for Rusty & Brent to meet Shawn Cable.  Join by clicking HERE.

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Something for the ladies…the should you shave your legs flow chart

The Most Awesome Bacon-Flavored Items Ever

I had a nerdgasm from watching THIS

Castlewood vs Colman-Egan – Full Court Shot


Babe Of The Day
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She’s single now! Olivia Wilde

Video Of The Day


*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Hub City Radio is proud to announce the Children’s Miracle Network Power of Hope Radiothon, February 9th through the 11th. Join J Krenz from Pheasant Country 103 and Jay Dean from Sunny 97.7 Live from Sanford Hospital Aberdeen. They’ll share stories of hope and help raise much needed funds and awareness of the need in our area. Sponsorship opportunities are available, if you’d like to help or for more information, call us at 229-3632 or 1-800-699-7997. Helping make miracles happen for kids with the Children’s Miracle Network, Sanford Children’s Hospital and Hub City Radio.

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420 AM from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on and

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!


Play-By-Play Schedule

2/11 – Pheasant Country 103 – BBB – Aberdeen Roncalli @ Milbank – 7:40/8pm
2/11 – Sunny 97.7 – BBB – Groton @Sisseton – 7:40/8pm
2/11 – ESPN Radio 1420 – Aberdeen Central @ Yankton – 7:10/7:30pm
2/11 – 94.1 The Rock – DHBB – Northern State vs Augustana – 5:30/6 & 8 pm
2/12 – Pheasant Country 103 – BBB – Aberdeen Roncalli @ Dakota Schoolers Classic vs Chester Area – 5:40/6pm
2/12 – 94.1 The Rock – DHBB – Northern State vs Wayne State – 5:30/6 & 8pm
2/12 – ESPN Radio 1420 & 930 KSDN – District 2B Wrestling Updates – All Day

Streaming audio of all games on

Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on to find out more information.

*2/18 – Neal McCoy ft Dustin Evans & Good Times Band – Dakota Event Center, Aberdeen, SD. Tickets are $30 at Hampton Inn & Suites, Mavericks Steak & Cocktails, Kesslers, Hitch N’ Post & Dacotah Bank.
*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
*8/19 – LeAnn Rimes – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/20 – The Band Perry – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/21 – Josh Turner – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14

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