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February 8, 2011

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they’re all together to discuss the experience.
Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first.
“Well,” he says, “I went into the woods to find me a bear, and when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him First Communion and Confirmation.”
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip.
In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, “Well, brothers, you know that we don’t sprinkle! I went out and I found me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God’s HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took hold of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, up another and down another until we came to a creek. So I quickly dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.”
Father Flannery and Reverend Billy Bob both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV’s and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.
The rabbi looked up at them and says, “Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start things out with my bear.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Scott Gillis, 39, who had his car up on blocks in front of his house for more than 90 days, violating a city ordinance. But when police came to tow it away, Gillis took a crowbar to the windows of his own car, saying he wasn’t going to have his car taken away. Then he began smashing away. He was arrested on suspicion of interference with official acts and disorderly conduct.

As voted on by the listeners – Today’s FTW
A 44-year-old man who smashed the emergency glass on a fire alarm after he realized he had left his beer on a train at Kaiserslautern station in Germany. The man and his 28-year-old friend stepped off the train to have a cigarette. But the train doors closed and it slowly pulled away. That’s when he smashed the protective glass around a fire alarm, prompting local fire fighters to rush to the scene. Sounds more like a beer commercial to me.

James Brown, 53, who stole a car, crashed it and ran from the car, leaving his false teeth behind. When he crashed the stolen car into two other vehicles, the airbag dislodged his false teeth. He fled the scene but was apprehended and identified by his missing teeth. So he DIDN’T escape by the skin of his teeth. Brown was quoted as saying, “Mmm mumm, mmm.”

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Babe Of The Day
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Lisa Edelstein

Video Of The Day


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*Listen to 94.1 The Rock for every Monday for Monster Mondays! Every Monday we’ll give away 4-Packs of Monster Energy Drink with 10 flavors to choose from, courtesy of Monster Energy Drink and the Airport Travel Center!

*The Music as a Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust, In This Moment and more will hit the Swiftel Center in Brookings on March 20th. Keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details and your chance to win tickets to the show!

*Tickets are on sale now for Three Days Grace with My Darkest Days at the Sioux Falls Convention Center on Monday April 4. Get your tickets via the link on The Rock page at HubCityRadio.com and keep it tuned to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more info!

*Hub City Radio is proud to announce the Children’s Miracle Network Power of Hope Radiothon, February 9th through the 11th. Join J Krenz from Pheasant Country 103 and Jay Dean from Sunny 97.7 Live from Sanford Hospital Aberdeen. They’ll share stories of hope and help raise much needed funds and awareness of the need in our area. Sponsorship opportunities are available, if you’d like to help or for more information, call us at 229-3632 or 1-800-699-7997. Helping make miracles happen for kids with the Children’s Miracle Network, Sanford Children’s Hospital and Hub City Radio.

*Tune in each Friday for Free Beer Friday for your chance to win free beer from Ken’s Bottle Shop courtesy of Bud Light and 94.1 The Rock. Winners will have the choice of 18 Pack of Bud, Bud Light, Michelob Golden Draft Light, Select, Select 55, Coors or Coors Light.

*Check out the all new Bid N Buy at http://www.hubcityradio.com. You can bid on items immediately and stop in and pick them up the same day. Check it out today the all new Bid N buy at www.hubcityradio.com, now ALWAYS open for your business!

*Use the power of the Internet and Hub City Radio’s Free Classifieds to sell your items today! Our free classifieds include 5 pictures to show off your item, 500 characters to describe it and 30 days to sell it!

*Check out The Sports Hub on ESPN 1420 AM from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and espnaberdeen.com.

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

2/8 – Sunny 97.7 – DHBB – Warner @ Redfield/Doland – 6:10/6:30 & 8pm
2/8 – ESPN Radio 1420 – BBB – Aberdeen Central @ Pierre – 7:10/7:30pm
2/11 – Pheasant Country 103 – BBB – Aberdeen Roncalli @ Milbank – 7:40/8pm
2/11 – Sunny 97.7 – BBB – Groton @Sisseton – 7:40/8pm
2/11 – ESPN Radio 1420 – Aberdeen Central @ Yankton – 7:10/7:30pm
2/11 – 94.1 The Rock – DHBB – Northern State vs Augustana – 5:30/6 & 8 pm
2/12 – Pheasant Country 103 – BBB – Aberdeen Roncalli @ Dakota Schoolers Classic vs Chester Area – 5:40/6pm
2/12 – 94.1 The Rock – DHBB – Northern State vs Wayne State – 5:30/6 & 8pm
2/12 – ESPN Radio 1420 & 930 KSDN – District 2B Wrestling Updates – All Day

Streaming audio of all games on espnaberdeen.com
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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*2/18 – Neal McCoy ft Dustin Evans & Good Times Band – Dakota Event Center, Aberdeen, SD. Tickets are $30 at Hampton Inn & Suites, Mavericks Steak & Cocktails, Kesslers, Hitch N’ Post & Dacotah Bank.
*3/20 – Music As A Weapon Tour featuring Disturbed, Korn, Sevendust & In This Moment – Tickets Here
*4/4 – Three Days Grace/My Darkest Days – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
* 4/22 – Jägermeister Country Music Tour featuring Dierks Bentley with special guests Josh Thompson & Miss Willie Brown – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD – Tickets Here
*8/19 – LeAnn Rimes – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/20 – The Band Perry – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14
*8/21 – Josh Turner – Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets 6/14





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