Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

December 15, 2010 (my half birthday)

Tis the season for Christmas lights!  Take a photo of a house, business, we don’t care!  If its got Christmas lights, I want to see a picture of it.  Email a photo to brent@hubcityradio.com or text in to the same email address (make sure to include your name and phone number in the email).  December 23rd I’ll have a special blog show casing all the entries and the best ones will win some ROCKIN’ CD’s.

We want to see your Christmas Balls and size doesn’t matter to us! Customize a Christmas ball and bring it to the Hub City Radio studios for a chance to win a bowling and pizza party with Brent and Rusty for you and 9 friends! Bring your Christmas Balls to the station by December 23rd to be included in the contest. Winner will be anounced the final week of the month! Get more information on HubCityRadio.com.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

There once was a man who worked very hard all his life. He saved every penny he made and was very stingy and prideful of his money.  Just before he died he made his wife promise that she would put all his money in a jar and bury it with him, he wanted it all for himself in his afterlife.  The old man died shortly after. At the end of his service the obedient wife put a silver box in his casket.  The undertakers shut and locked the casket. The woman’s friend was furious ‘Girl I know you did not put all that money in his casket’  The wife replied ‘I promised I cant go back on my word’ ‘You mean to tell me you really put all that money in the casket? I sure did said the wife…I gathered all the money put it in my account and wrote him a check…if he can cash it, he can spend it!

—Bonus jokes sent in by you guys—

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 50 yr. old. Then I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit) we had a snuggle, and then she asked me if I ever had a “Sportsman Double ?”
“What’s that?” I asked. “It’s a mother and daughter threesome” she said.
“Oh” I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. “No I haven’t.”I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink “Tonight is your lucky night.”
I went back to her place. We walked in. She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs,” MOM YOU STILL AWAKE?

little brents neighbor had a baby that was born with no ears and little brents father was goin to take little brent over to see the new baby and his father told him if he said anything about the babies ears he would be spanked, when they went to see the baby, little Brent said what beautiful eyes the baby has can he see, his father said yes the baby has perfect 20/20 vision, little Brent looked up at his father and said good cause if the baby needed glasses he’d be fucked!

Why did the priest call Boyz 2 Men? He thought it was a delivery service
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. “Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” “Well, I’ve been here since yesterday.  Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said,”Guess who?”  I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the
 bed, and I did. And then she said, “Do whatever you want. “So, Here i am”
Did u hear about the new paint color called blonde?  Apparently it spreads easy.
Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?”
“Yes, What can I do for you?”
“I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith…. He’s
hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets
it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.
“Hey, Virgil! This here’s Floyd…. Did the Sheriff come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood for the winter?”
“Yep!”
“Happy Birthday, buddy!”
Three little ducks go into a Bar……’Say, what’s your name?’ the bartender asked the first duck.’Huey,’ was the reply.’How’s your day been, Huey?”Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?’ said Huey.’Oh. That’s nice,’ said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ‘Hi, and what’s your name?”Dewey,’ came the answer from duck number two.’So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?’ he asked.’Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?’The bartender turned to the third duck and said, ‘So, you must be Louie?’
No,’ she said, batting her eyelashes.’My name is Puddles.’
Now tell me YOU’RE NOT going to Forward THIS.

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
A man caught naked in a south Mississippi church cemetery says he was trying to take photographs of spirits. Robert Hurst said he shed his clothes because he believes skin is the best canvas to show spirits’ orbs of energy. The 47-year-old said he only intended to remove his shirt, but he took off all his clothes – a move he now calls “stupid.” Authorities in Pearl River County had set up a motion-activated camera to try to catch vandals. Police said Hurst was not accused of vandalism, but after the camera caught an unexpected image of Hurst naked he was charged with indecent exposure.

A New York teacher with a painful pulmonary condition says a heartless high school principal is pushing him to resign by giving him “unruly” freshmen purposefully to aggravate his heart condition. Monte Kuhr, 47, is suing the city, claiming Principal Henry Rubio and other administrators at A. Philip Randolph High School in Harlem ignored his physician’s request last year to give him senior classes. Kuhr, who underwent triple bypass surgery in 2005, made the request because “upper classes were the source of fewer student behavioral problems,” the lawsuit says.

A Destin, Florida, man who left a wallet containing $2,000 at a Subway restaurant said the wallet’s still missing but the money was returned. John Teeter said workers at the eatery gave him access to security footage from Wednesday morning when the cameras captured him leaving and a girl ordering food and taking the wallet. Teeter posted video and pictures online and he said the girl contacted him Friday with an apology and a promise to return the money. He said he received the money from the girl, but she told him she had already thrown away the wallet, which contained his ID and credit cards. Teeter said he will not be pressing any charges.

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Some awesome parking jobs.  If you see some bad parking, take a photo and email it to brent@Hubcityradio.com.  Don’t forget you can take a photo from your phone and in where you would put the phone number, just put in the email address

 

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Other stuff for 12/15/2010

Buy this calendar!  All proceeds will be donated to the American Cancer Society. Its all local girls with local cars.  To buy this calendar, see Dalen at Dakota Hot Tubs. 110 South Jackson in Aberdeen or call 725-8770. 

 

If anybod around here has done THIS yet, I wanna see it.  brent@hubcityradio.com

Hot chicks in Batman shirts.  I went 6 to midnight.

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 Babe Of The Day

Shay Maria

 

Video Of The Day

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*Check out The Sports Hub, a new sports talk radio show on ESPN 1420 AM from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and coming soon espnaberdeen.com.

*The Aberdeen 452 Ordinance Company Army Reserves is stationed overseas and Hub City Radio will be airing their holiday greetings thru out the holiday season. You can also go to hubcityradio.com to listen to the greetings. Soldier greetings are sponsored by Aberdeen Orthopedics & Sports Medicine, Cox Flooring, Harr Motors, Jacobs Family Dentistry, Smile Solutions, Dr. Cliff Matushin,  Airport Cafe and Travel Center and Northern Plains Animal Health.

 *Show us your rack and you could win $100….and of course we mean send a picture of your deer, antelope, moose or whatever other animal with a rack from this year’s hunt to contest@hubcityradio.com. We’ll post the entries on HubCityRadio.com, then on December 31st we’ll draw a name out of all the entries and that person will win $100 courtesy of Jimmy’s Pizza and Hub City Radio.

*Hub City Radio is giving you a chance to win a winter getaway! You could win a five night trip for 2 to Vegas! Join us broadcasting live at different locations to get qualified find out when and how by going to our website at www.hubcityradio.com

*Listen through the Holiday Season for your chance to win $5 arch cards from McDonald’s when we play Holiday Trivia. We’ll take a caller and give you the choice of a random Christmas related trivia question and if you get the answer correct you’ll win a $5 Arch Card plus a chance at a $25 or $50 Arch Card at the end of the Holiday Season. McDonald’s Arch Cards, the perfect gift those that are tough to buy for on your list.

*Sertoma Festival of lights is Nov. 26- Dec. 26 nightly from 6-9 at Wylie Park. There is a synchronized light show on the cabins. Cost is $5 per car and $15 per bus load. Sponsored in part by Hub City Radio.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday brought to you by Ken’s Bottle Shop & Bud Light!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Frida’y we do it Free Beer style from 11a-1p.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

12/16 – Pheasant Country 103 – Boys Bball – Roncalli vs Clark/Willow Lake @ Clark – 7:40p/8p
12/16 – Sunny 97.7 – Doubleheader – Warner @ Northwestern – 6:10p/6:30p & 8p
12/17 – 94.1 The Rock – Doubleheader – NSU vs Bemidji – 5:30p/6p & 8p
12/18 – ESPN Radio 1420 – Boys Bball – Central @ O’Gorman – 7:10p/7:30p
12/18 – Sunny 97.7 – Doubleheader – Webster @ Ipswich – 6:10p/6:30 & 8p
12/18 – 94.1 The Rock – Doubleheader – NSU vs Minnesota Duluth – 5:30p/6p & 8p

All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*February 4th – Rehab – DEC, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE




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December 15, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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  1. Happy Half Birthday from the folks at Halfbirthday.com!

    Comment by Halfbirthday.com | December 16, 2010 | Reply


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