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December 7, 2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

     A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner, “Okay, I want to buy a pet, but I don’t want a boring normal pet, no cats, or dogs, I want something different.”
    The pet shop owner informs him that he has a talking centipede.
    “Really?” Says the man “How much?”
    The owner informs him that the talking centipede is $50. Happy with the unusual offering the man pays the money and takes his new pet home.
     On getting home he lays the match box with the centipede in it on the table, opens it and says “Hello Mr. Centipede, fancy going to the bar for a few drinks?”
     The centipede says nothing. Figuring it must be tired from the journey he decides to leave it for an hour and try again later.
     An hour later he opens the match box and says “Hello Mr. Centipede, fancy going to the bar for a few drinks?”
     The centipede again says nothing. Starting to get suspicious the man decides he will give it one more hour, and if the centipede doesn’t talk he will take it back to the shop for a refund.
     An hour later the man opens the match box and says “Hello Mr. Centipede, fancy going to the bar for a few drinks?”
     The centipede says “I heard you the first time you moron! I’m putting my shoes on!”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Joe Capes and Ronald Richards, trailer park neighbors who got into a fight over the sexual orientation of country singer Conway Twitty. The two got into a shoving match that ended when Capes punched Richards in the face, breaking his glasses, and causing his eye to bleed.

    A new manager for KMax Systems, a Florida company that sells Kirby vacuum cleaners, who threw out a box of job applications containing personal information in a dumpster by mistake. The applications were found by a homeless man who alerted authorities. The applications also contained hand written comments made by the manager such comments as, “Accepted, You’re hot! Spanish! Yay!”

    Darrell Fudge, 54, who followed GPS directions to a U.S. border post with a pound of marijuana, and thought the border post was just a toll bridge. Fudge never intended to cross the border, but was stopped by border agents who discovered the marijuana in a cooler. He pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor drug charge and forfeited his 2003 Chevrolet Silverado pickup truck and the pot.

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Other stuff for 12/07/2010

Buy this calendar!  All proceeds will be donated to the American Cancer Society. Its all local girls with local cars.  To buy this calendar, see Dalen at Dakota Hot Tubs. 110 South Jackson in Aberdeen or call 725-8770. 

Walker, Texas Ranger is now and actual Texas Ranger

What to do when you meet a porn star

You can waste alot of time on the map of metal

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 Babe Of The Day

Carly Foulkes
You might know her best from THIS ad

 

 

Video Of The Day

 

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*Check out The Sports Hub, a new sports talk radio show on ESPN 1420 AM from 1-2pm.  Also streaming live on hubcityradio.com and coming soon espnaberdeen.com.

*Show us your rack and you could win $100….and of course we mean send a picture of your deer, antelope, moose or whatever other animal with a rack from this year’s hunt to contest@hubcityradio.com. We’ll post the entries on HubCityRadio.com, then on December 31st we’ll draw a name out of all the entries and that person will win $100 courtesy of Jimmy’s Pizza and Hub City Radio.

*Hub City Radio is giving you a chance to win a winter getaway! You could win a five night trip for 2 to Vegas! Join us broadcasting live at different locations to get qualified find out when and how by going to our website at www.hubcityradio.com

*Listen through the Holiday Season for your chance to win $5 arch cards from McDonald’s when we play Holiday Trivia. We’ll take a caller and give you the choice of a random Christmas related trivia question and if you get the answer correct you’ll win a $5 Arch Card plus a chance at a $25 or $50 Arch Card at the end of the Holiday Season. McDonald’s Arch Cards, the perfect gift those that are tough to buy for on your list.

*Sertoma Festival of lights is Nov. 26- Dec. 26 nightly from 6-9 at Wylie Park. There is a synchronized light show on the cabins. Cost is $5 per car and $15 per bus load. Sponsored in part by Hub City Radio.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday brought to you by Ken’s Bottle Shop & Bud Light!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Frida’y we do it Free Beer style from 11a-1p.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

12/10 – Double Header Bball – NSU @ Wayne State – 5:30pm/6 & 8pm
12/10 – Boys Bball – Aberdeen Roncalli vs Hamlin – 7:40pm/8pm
12/10 – Boys Bball – Aberdeen Central vs Brandon Valley – 7:10pm/7:30pm
12/10 – Boys Bball – Ipswich @ Groton – 7:45pm/8pm
12/11 – Double Header Bball – NSU @ Augustana – 3:30pm/4 & 6pm
12/11 – Boys Bball – Redfield/Doland @ Milbank 7:45pm/8pm

All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*February 4th – Rehab – DEC, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE



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