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No Shave November 30th 2010

Its the final day of Shave November! We want to see how you did! Upload a photo to our Facebook Fan Site or email it to therock@hubcityradio.com. On December 2nd we’ll award The best beard a beard trimmer from Tres Chic Salon & Day Spa in the Jones Drug Plaza.  Like them on Facebook by clicking HERE.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he knew he couldn’t get huge stud fees for a defective bull. He called the local vet who came right over. The vet assured him he could solve the problem.
    “Farmer Brown, you stand in front of the bull and watch his eyes. I will insert this straw into the bull’s rectum and blow. When the eyes uncross, yell stop.”
    The vet did just that, and sure enough after a few minutes of blowing, the eyes uncrossed.
    Farmer Brown was thrilled. Several months pass and again he sees the eyes cross.
    He says to himself “I better call the vet. No, wait a minute. Last time I called the vet, he charged me $250.00 for something that only took a few moments. I will do it myself.”
    He went to the barn and called his trusty farm hand, Luke.
    “Luke, we have a problem here and this is what I want you to do. I will put this straw in the rear of my bull and blow. You watch his eyes, and when they uncross, tell me and I will stop blowing.”
    Farmer Brown started blowing and blowing and nothing happened.
    Finally, he said “You know, maybe I am not strong enough, Luke. Lets trade positions and you blow and I will watch.”
    Luke went over to the bull, pulled out the straw, turned it around and reinserted it.
    “What the hell are you doing, Luke?” says Farmer Brown.
    “What do you think? I ain’t blowing on the same end that you did!”


Dumbass Of The Day

Lorean Simmons, 57, of Pittsburgh, who was locked out of her house and couldn’t get in, so she intentionally set her rear awning on fire and called 911. Instead of being allowed into her home, she was charged with arson.

    Charles Marckenson, 28, who drove his car into an apartment complex swimming pool when he was startled by police who woke him from a nap he was taking in his idling car. According to police, Marckenson stepped on the gas, ploughed through a small playground inside the apartment complex, then through a fence and into the pool. Police are waiting on toxicology result that will determine if Marckenson had been drinking.

    Jacory Phillips, who ran out of gas, so he tried begging for gas money. Begging is not illegal, but if the car you were driving when you ran out of gas was the one you just stole from a car dealership, it is. Phillips broke into a Nissan dealership and drove a 2011 Altima through their glass showroom doors. The car had very little fuel in it and Phillips didn’t get very far. 

Today’s FTW
    Alan Bramlage, 23, who came into the police station lobby and asked to use their phone, but was recognized by officers as the suspect from surveillance footage of a bank robbery. A police detective said, “I just assume that he didn’t believe that we’d recognize him.”

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Other stuff for 11/30/2010

Check out the Christmas lights on 17th Ave SE & 13th Ave SW in Aberdeen.  Well worth the drive.

The Turbacon Epic.   USA! USA! USA!

Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Miley Cyrus’ 18th Birthday

The 20 Hottest Girls In Pools

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Some awesome parking jobs.  If you see some bad parking, take a photo and email it to brent@Hubcityradio.com.  Don’t forget you can take a photo from your phone and in where you would put the phone number, just put in the email address.

Big thanks to our good buddy The Roving Field Agent for these.

and thanks to the person who sent this one in

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 Babe Of The Day

Krysten Ritter

 

Video Of The Day

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*Show us your rack and you could win $100….and of course we mean send a picture of your deer, antelope, moose or whatever other animal with a rack from this year’s hunt to contest@hubcityradio.com. We’ll post the entries on HubCityRadio.com, then on December 31st we’ll draw a name out of all the entries and that person will win $100 courtesy of Jimmy’s Pizza and Hub City Radio.

*Hub City Radio is giving you a chance to win a winter getaway! You could win a five night trip for 2 to Vegas! Join us broadcasting live at different locations to get qualified find out when and how by going to our website at www.hubcityradio.com

*Listen through the Holiday Season for your chance to win $5 arch cards from McDonald’s when we play Holiday Trivia. We’ll take a caller and give you the choice of a random Christmas related trivia question and if you get the answer correct you’ll win a $5 Arch Card plus a chance at a $25 or $50 Arch Card at the end of the Holiday Season. McDonald’s Arch Cards, the perfect gift those that are tough to buy for on your list.

*Sertoma Festival of lights is Nov. 26- Dec. 26 nightly from 6-9 at Wylie Park. There is a synchronized light show on the cabins. Cost is $5 per car and $15 per bus load. Sponsored in part by Hub City Radio.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday brought to you by Ken’s Bottle Shop & Bud Light!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

12/3 – 94.1 The Rock – Double Header Basketball – NSU vs Concordia-St Paul – 5:30pm/6pm & 8pm
12/4 – 94.1 The Rock – Double Header Basketball – NSU vs St Cloud State – 5:30pm/6pm & 8pm

All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Your No Shave November Headquarters

Everything you need to know about beards

The World Beard Championships

The Beard Community Bulletin Board

The National Beard Registry

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*February 4th – Rehab – DEC, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE



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