Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

No Shave November 19th, 2010

No Shave November is here! Upload a photo to our Facebook Fan Site or email it to therock@hubcityradio.com and take part in the fun. The best beard at the end of the month gets a beard trimmer from Tres Chic Salon & Day Spa in the Jones Drug Plaza.  Like them on Facebook by clicking HERE.

if you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.

His father congratulated him. And then he said “That’s good son, maybe next time you’ll get a speaking role!”

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The Chicken and Egg are in bed. The Chicken is kicked back smoking. The Egg rolls over annoyed and says’: “I guess we answered that question!”


Dumbass Of The Day

Millcreek Pennsylvania police officers who attended a training seminar and forgot how many vehicles they took. One of the five police unmarked cars that was driven to the seminar sat in a Pittsburgh hotel parking lot for three weeks without anyone noticing. Police in Pittsburgh contacted the Millcreek Police to ask if they were missing a vehicle. It wasn’t until then that they realized one of the five cars that were driven to the seminar was missing. Millcreek Police Chief Thomas Carlotti called it “a perfect storm of mix-ups.” 

Phil Nguyen, 24, who crashed his car into a bank in Florida, because he believed the CIA was trying to have him silenced with radiation guns for his YouTube rants about the nation’s banking system. Nguyen told police that he believed that guests at the hotel where he works were using radiation guns on him and that he only had five hours to live. Damage to the bank was estimated at about $150,000.
Adyan Sanchez, 30, a teacher’s assistant from Bradenton, FL, who assaulted her boyfriend with … a plate of tamales. Sanchez’s threw the food at her boyfriend because he had called her a nasty name.

Robert Spriggs, 53, who swallowed two of his 81-year-old mother’s $30,000 rings, in an attempt to steal them. Police have already recovered one of the rings and have placed Spriggs in a cell without a flushable toilet in an attempt to retrieve the other one.
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I had the rest of the blog done (Babe of the day and video of the day) but WordPress thought it would be funny to delete it for some reason then save it with out me knowing.

I’m already late with this, its Friday, Ive had a shitty week and I took 10 of THESE today.

Screw it….I’ll try again on Tuesday.

Oh, no blog on Monday.  I’m on vaca.

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