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Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

No Shave November 18th, 2010

No Shave November is here! Upload a photo to our Facebook Fan Site or email it to therock@hubcityradio.com and take part in the fun. The best beard at the end of the month gets a beard trimmer from Tres Chic Salon & Day Spa in the Jones Drug Plaza.  Like them on Facebook by clicking HERE.

if you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

 A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone had sex.
    To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with people and went down the line asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person’s smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately how often each person had sex.
    The last man in line was grinning from ear to ear. “Twice a day,” the therapist guessed, but was surprised when the man said no.
    “Once a day, then?” said the therapist. Again the answer was no.
    “Twice a week?”
    “No.” “Twice a month?”
    “No.”
    When the doctor asked, “Once a year?” the man finally said yes.
    The therapist was angry that his theory hadn’t worked with this individual, and he asked the man, “Then what the heck are you so happy about?”
    The man answered, “Tonight’s the night!”

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    Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
    One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
    After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, “I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!
“IMPOSSIBLE !!” said the groom broom. “We haven’t even swept together!”


Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Police officials in Fargo, ND, who hired North Dakota State football coach Craig Bohl to voice a 30-second traffic safety commercial, but apparently didn’t know Bohl has been ticketed for 18 traffic offenses since 2003. And the commercial Bohl voiced is aimed at repeat offenders.

    Travis C. Coleman, 28, who threatened to kill a cell phone store employee and her 7-year old son because she wouldn’t let him return his phone. Coleman had missed the return policy window by three days. Colemany told the manager that she “deserved to die” and that there’s a place in hell for her. A police officer then called Coleman, who verbally abused the officer and said he would, “take out the entire department.” His tactic didn’t work, because he never did get the store to take back his cell phone. He did however get charged with felony telephone harassment.

    Sterling Thurman, 37, who tried to enter a woman’s home by pretending to be a police officer, but didn’t fool the 60 year-old resident because he wasn’t wearing any shoes. The woman asked for ID and Thurman showed her a business card belonging to a police officer. When she called the real police, Thurman fled but officers found the barefoot fake cop not far from the home…. still holding the business card.

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Other stuff for 11/18/2010

Metallica hates children?

100 hot WAG’s

The 20 Hottest Photos Of Rihanna

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Some awesome parking jobs.  If you see some bad parking, take a photo and email it to brent@Hubcityradio.com.  Don’t forget you can take a photo from your phone and in where you would put the phone number, just put in the email address.

Thanks to Thomas for this asshole

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 Babe Of The Day
The Twofer Club
(This will be the second time they have been babe of the day!) 

Michelle Trachtenberg

  

Video Of The Day

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*Show us your rack and you could win $100….and of course we mean send a picture of your deer, antelope, moose or whatever other animal with a rack from this year’s hunt to contest@hubcityradio.com. We’ll post the entries on HubCityRadio.com, then on December 31st we’ll draw a name out of all the entries and that person will win $100 courtesy of Jimmy’s Pizza and Hub City Radio.

*Hub City Radio is giving you a chance to win a winter getaway! You could win a five night trip for 2 to Vegas! Join us broadcasting live at different locations to get qualified find out when and how by going to our website at www.hubcityradio.com

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday brought to you by Ken’s Bottle Shop & Bud Light!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

No local games scheduled this week

All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Your No Shave November Headquarters

Everything you need to know about beards

The World Beard Championships

The Beard Community Bulletin Board

The National Beard Registry

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*February 4th – Rehab – DEC, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE



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