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No Shave November 9th, 2010

  If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

A patient shakes his doctor’s hand in gratitude and says, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
    “That is very kind of you,” says the doctor emotionally, and then adds, “Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I’d like to make a little change.”

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Three prostitutes are sitting around talking about their day when the first prostitute says “I’m pretty sure my client today was a biker.”
The other girls ask how she figures so.
She replies “Well he had long hair, a bandanna on and a Harley T-Shirt.”
The other girls agree she must have had a biker. Then the second prostitute says “Well I’m pretty sure my client was a rancher.”
So again the others inquire how she can be so sure.
“He was wearing cowboy boots, a cowboy hat and a big belt buckle.”
The girls again agreed she must have been with a rancher. The third girl finally says “I KNOW I had a farmer for my client today.”
The other girls ask how she’s so sure he was a farmer.
The third prostitute says “First it was too wet, then it was too dry and then he wanted to pay me in the fall!”


Dumbass Of The Day

 Suhas Chaudhary, a police officer who was assigned to President Barack Obama’s security detail in India, accidentally shot himself in the leg. Chaudhary was posted on the outer perimeter of the Taj Mahal Hotel and was getting into his official vehicle when he accidentally discharged his weapon. According to police, neither President Obama nor his wife, Michelle, were not at the hotel when the incident occurred.

Today’s FTW
    Misty McCollister who was too drunk to drive home, so she put her 12-year-old son on her lap and let him take the wheel. Another woman and a 7-year-old child also were in the car when it was pulled over for erratic driving. The other adult had refused to drive because she didn’t have her glasses with her. McCollister had a breath-alcohol content of .299, so high that she required a medical clearance to be taken into custody

    Patty Bigbee, 45, who tried to sell her 8-week-old grandson for $75,000. The potential buyer had contacted authorities and as part of the police sting, he haggled the price down to $30,000. Bigbee’s accomplice, Lawrence Works, 42, was also arrested. 

    Rogelio Barron, 26, who had a few drinks too many and tried to drive home but struck another vehicle… a police car. Barron was arrested after he refused to cooperate with the police and declined to take a Breathalyzer test.
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Other stuff for 11/9/2010

Babe Of The Day

Nicole Lapin

  

Video Of The Day

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*It’s No Shave November all this month on The Rock!
 
*Show us your rack and you could win $100….and of course we mean send a picture of your deer, antelope, moose or whatever other animal with a rack from this year’s hunt to contest@hubcityradio.com. We’ll post the entries on HubCityRadio.com, then on December 31st we’ll draw a name out of all the entries and that person will win $100 courtesy of Jimmy’s Pizza and Hub City Radio.

*Hub City Radio is giving you a chance to win a winter getaway! You could win a five night trip for 2 to Vegas! Join us broadcasting live at different locations to get qualified find out when and how by going to our website at www.hubcityradio.com

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday brought to you by Ken’s Bottle Shop & Bud Light!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

11/9      Basketball – 94.1 The Rock – NSU vs Belmont @ Nashville, TN 5:30pm/6pm
11/13    Football – 94.1 The Rock – NSU @ Mary 1:50pm/2:30pm

All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*February 4th – Rehab – DEC, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE



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