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No Shave November 1st, 2010

Want to take part in No Shave November?  Send a photo of yourself to therock@hubcityradio.com or upload a photo to our Facebook Fan Site.  

  Congrats goes out to Mike Woods. He won the big ass Rocktober prize pack.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day
Email jokes to therock@hubcityradio.com

 As he was quietly watching television at home, a guy heard a sound on the roof of his house and rushed out to investigate. Seeing it was a fair-sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his home, he promptly called up the local zoo authorities to inform them one of their animals had escaped. He was reassured that a gorilla recovering units was on the way and to remain calm.
     A few minutes later, an old beat up truck, displaying the Gorilla Recovery Unit logo on its panels, pulled up to the house. The elderly driver proceeded to recover from the back of the truck, a chihuahua dog, a pair of handcuffs, a ladder, a baseball bat, and a 12-gauge shotgun.
     Puzzled on how this lone elderly was to solve the problem of this gorilla that had by now torn half the roof apart, the guy asked him how he would go about doing this. As he handed him the 12-gauge shotgun, the zoo employee explained the plan:
     “First I’ll climb up there with the ladder. Then I’ll approach the gorilla and knock him off the roof using the baseball bat. As soon as the gorilla hits the ground, the specially trained chihuahua will attack its private parts. When I get back on the ground, the gorilla will have lowered its hands to its groin area to protect itself thus making it easy for me to slip on the handcuffs. Then, I lead him to the truck, lock him up and take him back to the zoo…”
     Amazed at the procedure, the somewhat startled house owner asked why he was handed the 12-gauge shotgun?
     “Well,” explained the experienced gorilla retriever, “It’s just a precaution should things not go exactly as planned. In the unlikely event that once on the roof, the gorilla knocks me off with the bat, shoot the dog.”

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Here’s one that’s too racy for air

After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jim remembered he had a dentist appointment.  He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 Times & on top of that gargled 1 litre of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he
sucked 2 strong mints His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat.

Feeling confident & relaxed,  Jim opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, ‘Man, did you have 69 before you came here’?  ‘Why’?  Jim asked, ‘Does my breath smell like pussy’?  ‘No’, he dentist replied, ‘your
forehead smells like shit.’

 
Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Miriam Ortiz, 36, a housing building cleaner in New York City who decided to get rid of a mattress she feared was infested with bedbugs. So she set it on fire in the partially-enclosed hallway of a 20-story building. Sources stated her bizarre action was rooted in her “fear of bedbugs and laziness.” She has been charged with felony arson and reckless endangerment.

29-year-old John Se and 28-year-old Dushan Aranda who left a trail of candy from the business they stole a candy machine from, to their home. Police found the truck used in the break-in with candy still in the bed and a trail of candy leading to the door of the house. And they did this just a few days before Halloween… when the candy is free for the asking.

   Stephen Brezil, 22, an exotic pet store operator who stole six swans from a Florida lake in Orlando and tried to sell two of them on Craigslist. The swans belong to the city, and are identifiable through a microchip implanted under the skin. 

    Firefighters in Spokane, Washington whose unattended fire truck ended up in the living room of a home 100 yards away from the home they had responded to. Investigators are trying to figure out how the runaway fire truck made the trip down the street, over a curb and into the home.

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Other stuff for 11/1/2010

Check out the video for Slash and Fergie Beautiful Dangerous. 

20 hot girls…in bed 

Check out photo’s from Hub City Radio’s Halloween Party 2010


Our fav stalker Amy

Babe Of The Day

Iliza Shlesinger
Check out here standup HERE

Video Of The Day

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 *Show us your rack and you could win $100….and of course we mean send a picture of your deer, antelope, moose or whatever other animal with a rack from this year’s hunt to contest@hubcityradio.com. We’ll post the entries on HubCityRadio.com, then on December 31st we’ll draw a name out of all the entries and that person will win $100 courtesy of Jimmy’s Pizza and Hub City Radio.

*Hub City Radio is giving you a chance to win a winter getaway! You could win a five night trip for 2 to Vegas! Join us broadcasting live at different locations to get qualified find out when and how by going to our website at www.hubcityradio.com

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

11/1       Sunny 97.7 – Redfield/Doland  @ Mobridge-Pollock 6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff.
11/1       Pheasant Country 103- Aberdeen Roncalli vs Wagner 6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
11/6      94.1 The Rock – Northern State University vs Minnesota State University – Moorhead 12:20pm pregame/1pm kickoff
All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection

Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*February 4th – Rehab – DEC, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE



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