Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

9/16/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A customer at Green’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence.
     “Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?”
     “I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.”
     “You sell them here?” the customer asks.
     “Only $4 apiece,” says Green.
     The customer buys three. A week later, he’s back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn’t any smarter.
     “You didn’t eat enough, ” says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he’s back and this time he’s really angry.
     “Hey, Green,” he says, “You’re selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You’re ripping me off!”
     “See?!!” says Green. “You’re getting smarter already!”

Dumbass (Rusty) Of The Day

Today’s FTW
The diver who accidentally harpooned a fat lady swimming off the coast of Montenegro. “I might need to lose a few pounds but I’m not exactly Moby Dick either,” said victim Maja Georgi, 28.

    The 33-year-old mother of three who neglected her kids and pets so she could play the video game “Small World” for hours on end. Her kids, ages 9, 10 and 13, were forced to eat cold beans and the family dogs were left to die because she didn’t stop playing long enough to feed them. The woman reportedly played “Small World” for 21 hours a day. Here’s what she said to police when they arrived at her home and wanted to go into the dining area: “All right, my dogs are in there. They are dead. I killed them. I probably starved them, probably because I have been playing the computer game all the time.”

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Other stuff for 9/16/10.

Kim Kardashian Sex Doll

Babe Of The Day

Maria Bello

Video Of The Day

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*Join 94.1 The Rock & Point FM for a Halloween Party on Saturday, October 30 at the AmericInn with fun for anyone 18 and over. We’ll help get you ready for a good time with a free drink for anyone 21 or older who shows up in costume. There will be prizes for costumes in different categories plus live DJ’s playing music on the air (music on Point FM that night) and at the dance. It’s Saturday October 30, the Hub City Radio Halloween Party, keep it tuned to 94.1 The Rock fro more details!

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night Wednesday at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

9/17       Sunny 97.7 – Redfield/Doland @ Deuel   6:45pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/17       Pheasant Country 103 – Aberdeen Roncalli @ Britton/Hecla   6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/17       ESPN Radio 1420 – Aberdeen Central vs Watertown   7:10pm pregame/7:30pm kickoff
9/18     94.1 The Rock – Northern State University vs Concordia University 1:50pm pregame/2:30pm kickoff
All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE
*October 21st – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE (All tickets from the August 6th show will be honored. No refunds)

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September 16, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. i like computer games that are first person shooting and strategy games .

    Comment by Sodium Ascorbate : | October 31, 2010 | Reply


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