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Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

9/15/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

There were three couples that went to a church and asked to join. There was a newly wed couple, a middle-aged couple, and a older couple. The pastor told them that they had to go without sex for two weeks.
     Two weeks later they came back to that same church. The pastor asked the newly wed couple how it went. They replied “It was hard the first week, but then we made it through.”
     He asked the older couple, and they replied “we did not have sex at all for the two weeks.”
     He asked the middle-aged couple and the man said “She dropped a paint can!”
     The pastor said “She dropped a paint can?”
     The man replied, “She bent over with a paint can in her hand and I just had to get her right then and there!”
     The pastor said, “I’m sorry you cannot step foot into this church again!”
     The man said,  “That’s okay, we can’t go into Home Depot either.”

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    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
    Edna promptly jumped in to save him She swam to the bottom, pulled Jim out and brought him to his room. When the hospital director became aware of Edna’s heroic act, she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable.
    She went to Edna and said, “I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you’re being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis. By jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient, you displayed sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
    Edna replied, “He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?”  

Dumbass Of The Day

Daniel Boxall and Richard Lloyd, who put the wrong type of gasoline in the diesel-powered car they had just stolen. The stolen Audi A4 broke down alongside the road and the two were apprehended by police. 

    An unidentified Texas woman who pulled a gun on members of a middle school volleyball team after they defeated her daughter’s team. Police say security cameras recorded the woman pulling a gun and threatening members of another school following their victory over her daughter’s team in a lopsided game.

Today’s FTW
    Royal Canadian Mounted Police who were convinced a couple was growing marijuana in their garden, so they got a search warrant to raid the home, but found the pot plants were just tomato plants. The tomato plants had mistakenly been identified by police as marijuana over a two-week investigation that included aerial surveillance of the couple’s back yard.

    Phillip James Bronk, 57, who was caught on video throwing a chair onto his neighbor’s roof after a dispute over a pile of dirt. Bronk was cited for disorderly conduct after his neighbors snapped pictures and shot video of him throwing a chair onto a neighboring roof.

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Other stuff for 9/15/10.

Babe Of The Day

Jenn Proske

Video Of The Day

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The Fart Blog…enjoy

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*Join 94.1 The Rock & Point FM for a Halloween Party on Saturday, October 30 at the AmericInn with fun for anyone 18 and over. We’ll help get you ready for a good time with a free drink for anyone 21 or older who shows up in costume. There will be prizes for costumes in different categories plus live DJ’s playing music on the air (music on Point FM that night) and at the dance. It’s Saturday October 30, the Hub City Radio Halloween Party, keep it tuned to 94.1 The Rock fro more details!

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night Wednesday at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Bid & Buy is open for your saving pleasure through 11am September 15th at hubcityradio.com.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

9/17       Sunny 97.7 – Redfield/Doland @ Deuel   6:45pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/17       Pheasant Country 103 – Aberdeen Roncalli @ Britton/Hecla   6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/17       ESPN Radio 1420 – Aberdeen Central vs Watertown   7:10pm pregame/7:30pm kickoff
9/18     94.1 The Rock – Northern State University vs Concordia University 1:50pm pregame/2:30pm kickoff
All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE
*October 21st – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE (All tickets from the August 6th show will be honored. No refunds)

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