Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

9/14/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness.
     The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve some bad new for you … you have the cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.”
    Murphy shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character, managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor’s office into the waiting room. There he saw his son who had been waiting.
    Murphy said, “Son, we Irish celebrate when things are good and celebrate when things don’t go so well. In this case, things aren’t so well. I have cancer and I’ve  been given a short time to live. Let’s head for the pub and have a few pints.”
    After three or four pints the two were feeling a little less somber.  There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of Murphy’s old friends who asked what the two were celebrating. Murphy told them that the Irish celebrate the good and the bad.  He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end.
     He told his friends “I’ve only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS.” 
     The friends gave Murphy their condolences and they had a couple more beers. After his friends left, Murphy’s son leaned over and whispered his confusion.
      “Dad I thought you said that you were dying from cancer? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS?”
     Murphy said, “I am dying from cancer son, I just don’t want any of them sleeping with your mother after I’m gone.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Four high school students in Winter Park, FL, who stole a woman’s purse, but didn’t know they were doing it right in front of a Florida State Trooper. Trooper Montague Haight pursued the suspects, who fled in a stolen car and were later arrested.

Today’s FTW
    Brandin Hochstrasser, 31, a street musician better known as “Bongo Jesus,” who didn’t take criticism about his music very well and attacked a man with his guitar. Police were called when the musician began hitting his 54-year-old critic and then charged the man, knocking him down. An officer used a stun gun to subdue and arrest Hochstrasser.

    23-year-old Jose Parada, who fell through the ceiling of a shop landing in the arms of sheriff’s deputies who were searching for the suspect. Deputies sprayed pepper spray in the attic of the store shortly before Parada fell through the ceiling.

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*Join 94.1 The Rock & Point FM for a Halloween Party on Saturday, October 30 at the AmericInn with fun for anyone 18 and over. We’ll help get you ready for a good time with a free drink for anyone 21 or older who shows up in costume. There will be prizes for costumes in different categories plus live DJ’s playing music on the air (music on Point FM that night) and at the dance. It’s Saturday October 30, the Hub City Radio Halloween Party, keep it tuned to 94.1 The Rock fro more details!

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night Wednesday at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Bid & Buy is open for your saving pleasure through 11am September 15th at hubcityradio.com.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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NFL Picks

I’m 7-9 on the week

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Play-By-Play Schedule

9/17       Sunny 97.7 – Redfield/Doland @ Deuel   6:45pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/17       Pheasant Country 103 – Aberdeen Roncalli @ Britton/Hecla   6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/17       ESPN Radio 1420 – Aberdeen Central vs Watertown   7:10pm pregame/7:30pm kickoff
9/18     94.1 The Rock – Northern State University vs Concordia University 1:50pm pregame/2:30pm kickoff
All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE
*October 21st – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE (All tickets from the August 6th show will be honored. No refunds)

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