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9/10/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.
    Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.
    “There,” says the vet, “your hamster is dead.”
    Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it’s head.
    “It’s definitely dead sir,” says the vet.
    Convinced, the man asks how much he owes.
    “That will be $1000, please.”
    “$1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead?!” fumes the man.
    “Well”, says the vet, “There’s my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Lucas Wright, 24, who was driving 100 MPH in a 50 MPH zone because he was trying to dry off his car after getting it washed.

    Larry Shawn Taylor, 18, who was easy to identify after a robbery because he had the words “GET MONEY” shaved into the hair on the side of his head. Taylor also had “GET” tattooed on his right hand and “MONEY” on his left hand.

    An unidentified concert fan who was ticketed for speeding on his way to a Dave Matthews Band show, then received another ticket on his way home. Troopers said the man had scrawled the following message on the rear window of his car; “One speeding ticket 2 Dave — $113, Seeing DMB at the Gorge — PRICELESS.” The officer said the man didn’t seem upset when he received the second citation on his way home.

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Other stuff for 9/10/10.

10 hottest dirty named teachers caught sleeping with students

The ginger festival. They make those?

20 hottest girls of teen movies

Video Of The Day


Babe Of The Day

Amanda Seyfried

 

*Join 94.1 The Rock & Point FM for a Halloween Party on Saturday, October 30 at the AmericInn with fun for anyone 18 and over. We’ll help get you ready for a good time with a free drink for anyone 21 or older who shows up in costume. There will be prizes for costumes in different categories plus live DJ’s playing music on the air (music on Point FM that night) and at the dance. It’s Saturday October 30, the Hub City Radio Halloween Party, keep it tuned to 94.1 The Rock fro more details!

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night Wednesday at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Bid & Buy is open for your saving pleasure through 11am September 15th at hubcityradio.com.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

9/10       Sunny 97.7 – Faulkton Area @ Ipswich   6:45pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/10       Pheasant Country 103 – Aberdeen Roncalli vs Milbank   6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/11       ESPN Radio 1420 – Aberdeen Central @ Brandon Valley   7:10pm pregame/7:30pm kickoff
9/11     94.1 The Rock – Northern State University vs Minnesota State University  12:30pm pregame/1pm kickoff
All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE
*October 21st – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE (All tickets from the August 6th show will be honored. No refunds)

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