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Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

9/9/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love

and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Bruce, you are only 10…Where will you two live?”
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, “In Jenny’s room.

It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay, then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”
Again, Bruce instantly replies, “Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine.”
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
“Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?”
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Shannon Wriska, 34, who attempted to burn her husband’s boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi after an argument over a Jennifer Lopez movie. Robert Wriska stated his wife was very jealous of the actress and did not like him seeing her in the movie.

Janice Shields, 58, who told police she went to a party with her husband and later found herself waking up naked in an elementary school. Shields’ husband told police they pulled over in front of the school and got into a verbal disagreement. Shields punched her husband in the face breaking his nose then jumped out of the truck and walked away naked. Police say she later broke into the school which set off the alarms.

36-year-old Manuel Heredia Hernandez, who violated four restraining orders after he was found hiding in a cardboard box in a closet of his ex-wife’s home. How did his wife and police know where he was? The ex-wife had received text messages from Hernandez describing the inside of the living area as only someone who had been inside the home would know.

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Video Of The Day


Babe Of The Day
Amber Le Bon

*Join 94.1 The Rock & Point FM for a Halloween Party on Saturday, October 30 at the AmericInn with fun for anyone 18 and over. We’ll help get you ready for a good time with a free drink for anyone 21 or older who shows up in costume. There will be prizes for costumes in different categories plus live DJ’s playing music on the air (music on Point FM that night) and at the dance. It’s Saturday October 30, the Hub City Radio Halloween Party, keep it tuned to 94.1 The Rock fro more details!

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night Wednesday at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Bid & Buy is open for your saving pleasure through 11am September 15th at hubcityradio.com.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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NFL Picks

Thursday, Sept. 9

Minnesota at New Orleans, 7:30 p.m.

Sunday, Sept. 12

Miami at Buffalo, Noon

Detroit at Chicago, Noon

Indianapolis at Houston, Noon

Denver at Jacksonville, Noon

Cincinnati at New England, Noon

Carolina at N.Y. Giants, Noon

Atlanta at Pittsburgh, Noon

Cleveland at Tampa Bay, Noon

Oakland at Tennessee, Noon

Green Bay at Philadelphia, 3:15 p.m.

Arizona at St. Louis, 3:15 p.m.

San Francisco at Seattle, 3:15 p.m.

Dallas at Washington, 7:20 p.m.

Monday, Sept. 13

Baltimore at N.Y. Jets, 6 p.m.

San Diego at Kansas City, 9:15 p.m

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Play-By-Play Schedule

9/10       Sunny 97.7 – Faulkton Area @ Ipswich   6:45pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/10       Pheasant Country 103 – Aberdeen Roncalli vs Milbank   6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/11       ESPN Radio 1420 – Aberdeen Central @ Brandon Valley   7:10pm pregame/7:30pm kickoff
9/11     94.1 The Rock – Northern State University vs Minnesota State University  12:30pm pregame/1pm kickoff
All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE
*October 21st – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE (All tickets from the August 6th show will be honored. No refunds)

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