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Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

8/30/2010

94.1 The Rock’s Back To School Bash features Smile Empty Soul, Under The Flood & Edisun.  Get your tickets because its coming up on September 7th.  Tickets are just $15 at Pauer Sound, Sound Decisions or at our studio’s on south hwy 281.  You can also get them online at hubcityradio.com.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

 A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door.
     “Is there a problem Officer?”
     The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?”
     The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”
     “You don’t have one?”
     The man responds, “I lost it four times for drunk driving.”
     The policeman is shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”
     “I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”
     The policeman says, “Why not?”
     “I stole this car.”
     The officer says, “Stole it?”
     The man says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”
     At this point the officer is getting irate. “You what!?”
     “She’s in the trunk if you want to see.”
     The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
     Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
     The senior officer says “Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!”
     The man steps out of his vehicle. “Is there a problem sir?”
     “One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.”
     “Murdered the owner?”
     The officer responds, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?”
     The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
     The officer says, “Is this your car sir?”
     The man says “Yes,” and hands over the registration papers.
     The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.”
     The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
     “Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”
     The man replies, “I bet you the lying jerk told you I was speeding, too!”

Dumbass Of The Day

Janusz Owca, 32, who used his one phone call from jail to call his wife and threaten to kill her when he gets out. Owca won’t be leaving jail too soon, authorities overheard the threat and they had felony intimidation added to his long list of offenses.

    The captain of a British Airways 747 who accidentally played the wrong message, had passengers bracing for a possible crash in the sea. The 275 passengers on board the Hong Kong bound flight heard: “This is an emergency. We may shortly need to make an emergency landing on water.” Cabin crew ran down the aisles of the plane to reassure passengers the message had been played by accident.

Today’s FTW
    Michael Glyn Brown, 53, a doctor who airs TV ads claiming, “We’ll care for you like I care for my own family.” Sounds good. But Dr. Brown was arrested and barred from contacting his family after assaulting his fourth wife.

    Colondra Hamilton, 36, who was found pleasuring herself and watching an adult video on her laptop, while driving. Police pulled Hamilton over for having overly tinted windows and found the marital aid on the seat and an adult video playing on her laptop. Hamilton was also charged for having a broken piece of crack pipe in her purse.

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Other stuff for 8/30/10.

Eva Mendes’ Sex Tape

23 hottest rock star’s daughter’s

Video Of The Day

Babe Of The Day
It’s Cougar Week!
Marisa Tomei – Age 45

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night Wednesday at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*You’ve asked and Hub City Radio listened! Join us on a trip to Minneapolis to see your Minnesota Twins face the Texas Rangers Saturday and Sunday September 4th & 5th. Deadline to book your seat is TODAY!  Bus leaves early Saturday the 4th and returns after the Sunday game. You get tickets to both games, hotel stay, and round trip transportation. Prices are per person and are $299 for single occupancy, $249 for double, $229 for 3 people, and just $209 per person for 4 people. Call right now as this trip will fill up quickly!! 229-3632

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday!

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

9/3       Sunny 97.7 – Britton/Hecla @ Webster   6:45pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/3       Pheasant Country 103 – Aberdeen Roncalli @ Groton   6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/3       ESPN Radio 1420 – Aberdeen Central vs Huron   7:10pm pregame/7:30pm kickoff
9/2         94.1 The Rock – Northern State University @ Southwest Minnesota State University  5:30pm pregame/6pm kickoff
All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*September 7 – 94.1 The Rock’s Back To School Bash featuring Smile Empty Soul – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE
*October 21st – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE (All tickets from the August 6th show will be honored. No refunds)


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