Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

8/26/2010

Ladies and gentlemen, Dalen from Dakota Hot Tubs in Aberdeen will be our guest DJ tomorrow on The Rock.  Get ready FCC….

Quit your bitching that there is nothing to do in Aberdeen. 94.1 The Rock is bringing you Smile Empty Soul, Under The Flood & Edisun Tuesday, September 7th at the Ramkota in Aberdeen.  Yup, thats right, live ROCK music in Aberdeen.HERE)  So get off your lazy ass and get them.  You can also get your tickets at Pauer Sound, Sound Decisions or at our studios on south highway 281. 

Tickets are just $15 online at hubcityradio.com (CLICK

But Brent, its on a Tuesday night.  So what?  What else are you going to do?  Study? Sleep?  Didn’t think so…

But Brent, Ive never heard of Smile Empty Soul or Edisun.  Do you even listen to The Rock or are you one of those people that bitches at everything?  Click HERE and HERE, you’ve heard them.

I think ive taken care of all your excuses.  Now go buy your tickets or next time, we’re going to bring a country band to Aberdeen……

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If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.”
    The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink In fact, this one is on me.”
    As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, “I would like to buy you a drink, too.”
    The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.”
    “Coming up,” says the bartender.
    As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, “I would like to buy you one, too.”
    The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.”
    “Coming right up,” the bartender says.
    As he gives her the drink, he says, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”
    The old woman replies, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.”

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    Two fellows from Mississippi were sitting around talking one afternoon.
    After a while the first fellow says to the second, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about that, but it sure would make us even.”

Dumbass Of The Da
y

Jeff Rarey, 53, who told an airport security checkpoint worker at Indianapolis International Airport that he had a “bomb in my belly.” Rarey wasn’t intoxicated, but was upset when he was chosen for additional screening, so he told the TSA worker he had a bomb in his belly and then realized that was a stupid mistake.

Today’s FTW
    An 39 year-old woman and 31 year-old man who broke into a home and videotaped themselves having sex. Problem is, when a neighbor who was bringing in the mail walked in on them, they fled …. and left the video camera . Deputies who checked the video recognized the couple from previous contacts and arrested the woman and issued an arrest warrant for the man. 

     A 35-year-old construction worker who went to the doctor to find out what was causing the pain in his head, and learned it was a bullet from five or six years ago. The man claims he was drunk at the time, but felt something hit the back of his head while partying on New Year’s Eve in 2004 or 2005. Doctors found a .22-caliber slug that had penetrated his scalp but not his skull. I’m guessing that skull was very thick.

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Got Twitter? You can follow me HERE
Other stuff for 8/26/10.

Happy national topless day….last Saturday!

Pee-wee goes to Sturgis

 
Video Of The Day

Babe Of The Day
Kim Kardashian

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday! All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

8/27       Sunny 97.7 – Groton vs Britton/Hecla @ Britton  6:45pm pregame/7pm kickoff
8/27       Pheasant Country 103 – Aberdeen Roncalli vs Redfield/Doland @ Redfield  6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
8/28       ESPN Radio 1420 – Aberdeen Central @ Sioux Falls O’Gorman   6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/2         94.1 The Rock – Northern State University @ Southwest Minnesota State University  5:30pm pregame/6pm kickoff
All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*September 7 – 94.1 The Rock’s Back To School Bash featuring Smile Empty Soul – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE
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October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE
*October 21st – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE (All tickets from the August 6th show will be honored. No refunds)


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