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8/23/2010

Joke Of The Day

A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy’s position.
    He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
    Crouching down to the child’s level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?”
    The boy replies, “Now we run!”

Dumbass Of The Day

A midwife named Zhang, in Shenzhen City, China, who sewed up her patient’s bottom during the patient’s labor because she didn’t get a good tip. According to the Nanfang Daily, the patient’s husband gave the midwife on 100 yuan ($15 dollars) and the insulted midwife decided to take revenge. She’s been arrested; the wife is recovering in a hospital, and through it all, n

    An unidentified man who attempted to rob a Buffalo, New York bank but forgot to use the mask he had around his neck to hide his face. Video surveillance showed the man handing a note to the bank teller, then he answered his cell phone, grabbed the note and ran out of the bank. The suspect remains at large. But probably not for long.

    A 20 year old Florida man, who stole and pawned his grandmother’s jewelry so he could get religious tattoos. He had tattoos of a Christian fish and the words “Jesus Saves” when he was booked.

    Diana Ahlen, 34, who held up a bank in Chemnitz, Germany, armed with a bread knife in one hand and her little daughter in the other. Police stormed the bank and Ahlen gave herself up immediately. The woman appeared before a judge that afternoon, was released on bail and then set off to try to rob another bank. This time she was denied bail.

8/24/2010

Joke Of The Day

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died.
    St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.”
    The man said, “Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn’t find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died.”
    St. Peter couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
    He then asked the next man in line about the day he died.
    “Well, sir, it was awful,” said the second man. “I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!”
    St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. “Tell me about the day you died?”, he said to the third man in line.
    “Okay, picture this, I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator …”

Dumbass Of The Day

28-year-old Denonta Thadison, who called police to report $10,000 had been stolen from his hotel room, but was arrested when officers found $9,370 stashed in the room’s microwave oven along with more than two pounds of crack and powdered cocaine.

    Twenty-one-year-old Melissa Garcia, who let a 12-year-old child drive her and her family almost 30 miles from Nichols, Iowa to Iowa City, Iowa. Police say the car containing the 12 year old driver, Garcia and her three children was weaving all over the road. Garcia was arrested for child endangerment.

8/25/2010

Joke Of The Day

A tourist in San Francisco walks into an antique shop in Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs.
    “Twelve dollars for the rat, sir,” says the shop owner, “and a thousand dollars more for the story behind it.”
    “You can keep the story, old man,” he replies, “but I’ll take the rat.”
    The transaction complete, the tourist leaves the store with the bronze rat under his arm. As he crosses the street in front of the store, two live rats emerge from a sewer drain and fall into step behind him. Nervously looking over his shoulder, he begins to walk faster, but every time he passes another sewer drain, more rats come out and follow him. By the time he’s walked two blocks, at least a hundred rats are at his heels, and people begin to point and shout. He walks even faster, and soon breaks into a trot as thousands of rats swarm from sewers, basements, vacant lots, and abandoned cars. Rats by the thousands are at his heels, and as he sees the waterfront at the bottom of the hill, he panics and starts to run full tilt.
    No matter how fast he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously. Now, there are millions of rats, closely following. By the time he comes rushing up to the water’s edge a trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him. Making a mighty leap, he jumps up onto a light post, grasping it with one arm while he hurls the bronze rat into San Francisco bay with the other, as far as he can heave it.
    Pulling his legs up and clinging to the light post, he watches in amazement as the seething tide of rats surges over the breakwater into the sea, where they drown.
    Shaken and mumbling, he makes his way back to the antique shop.
    “Ah, so you’ve come back for the rest of the story,” says the owner.
    “No,” says the tourist, “I was wondering if you have a bronze lawyer.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Erick Lee Blanton, 25, who after losing an arm wrestling match got into his pickup truck and drove it across the winner’s lawn. He then hit a mailbox and attempted to run down four bystanders. Blanton then pushed the barrel of a rifle against the head of the man who beat him at arm wrestling.

    43-year-old Li Han who had a hard time getting a bank staff to understand he was robbing them because he is toothless and talks with a lisp. According to a police report the man had to tell the cashier what he wanted four or five times before she understood. The man’s toothless appearance also made him easy for police to find. 

    Arnold Morris, 77, who accidentally shot his wife of 54 years in the chest as the two trained for a “robbery drill.” Patricia Morris, 72, was airlifted to a local medical center and is expected to recover.

August 26, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

8/26/2010

Ladies and gentlemen, Dalen from Dakota Hot Tubs in Aberdeen will be our guest DJ tomorrow on The Rock.  Get ready FCC….

Quit your bitching that there is nothing to do in Aberdeen. 94.1 The Rock is bringing you Smile Empty Soul, Under The Flood & Edisun Tuesday, September 7th at the Ramkota in Aberdeen.  Yup, thats right, live ROCK music in Aberdeen.HERE)  So get off your lazy ass and get them.  You can also get your tickets at Pauer Sound, Sound Decisions or at our studios on south highway 281. 

Tickets are just $15 online at hubcityradio.com (CLICK

But Brent, its on a Tuesday night.  So what?  What else are you going to do?  Study? Sleep?  Didn’t think so…

But Brent, Ive never heard of Smile Empty Soul or Edisun.  Do you even listen to The Rock or are you one of those people that bitches at everything?  Click HERE and HERE, you’ve heard them.

I think ive taken care of all your excuses.  Now go buy your tickets or next time, we’re going to bring a country band to Aberdeen……

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If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.”
    The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink In fact, this one is on me.”
    As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, “I would like to buy you a drink, too.”
    The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.”
    “Coming up,” says the bartender.
    As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, “I would like to buy you one, too.”
    The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.”
    “Coming right up,” the bartender says.
    As he gives her the drink, he says, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”
    The old woman replies, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.”

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    Two fellows from Mississippi were sitting around talking one afternoon.
    After a while the first fellow says to the second, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about that, but it sure would make us even.”

Dumbass Of The Da
y

Jeff Rarey, 53, who told an airport security checkpoint worker at Indianapolis International Airport that he had a “bomb in my belly.” Rarey wasn’t intoxicated, but was upset when he was chosen for additional screening, so he told the TSA worker he had a bomb in his belly and then realized that was a stupid mistake.

Today’s FTW
    An 39 year-old woman and 31 year-old man who broke into a home and videotaped themselves having sex. Problem is, when a neighbor who was bringing in the mail walked in on them, they fled …. and left the video camera . Deputies who checked the video recognized the couple from previous contacts and arrested the woman and issued an arrest warrant for the man. 

     A 35-year-old construction worker who went to the doctor to find out what was causing the pain in his head, and learned it was a bullet from five or six years ago. The man claims he was drunk at the time, but felt something hit the back of his head while partying on New Year’s Eve in 2004 or 2005. Doctors found a .22-caliber slug that had penetrated his scalp but not his skull. I’m guessing that skull was very thick.

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Other stuff for 8/26/10.

Happy national topless day….last Saturday!

Pee-wee goes to Sturgis

 
Video Of The Day

Babe Of The Day
Kim Kardashian

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday! All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Play-By-Play Schedule

8/27       Sunny 97.7 – Groton vs Britton/Hecla @ Britton  6:45pm pregame/7pm kickoff
8/27       Pheasant Country 103 – Aberdeen Roncalli vs Redfield/Doland @ Redfield  6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
8/28       ESPN Radio 1420 – Aberdeen Central @ Sioux Falls O’Gorman   6:40pm pregame/7pm kickoff
9/2         94.1 The Rock – Northern State University @ Southwest Minnesota State University  5:30pm pregame/6pm kickoff
All games are streamed live to hubcityradio.com.  Sunny 97.7, Pheasant Country 103 & 94.1 The Rock games are ALSO streamed live to their Facebook fan sites.

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*September 7 – 94.1 The Rock’s Back To School Bash featuring Smile Empty Soul – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE
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October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE
*October 21st – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE (All tickets from the August 6th show will be honored. No refunds)


August 26, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

   

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