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Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

8/17/2010

94.1 The Rock & Pepper Enertainment proudly present: 94.1 The Rock’s Back To School Bash featuring Smile Empty Soul with Edisun and more TBA! Tuesday, September 7th at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen. The 1st 94 tickets sold online at hubcityradio.com (you can click HERE) are $10 or you can get your tickets at Pauer Sound, Sound Decisions or at the 94.1 The Rock studios for only $15.

Be listening for your chance to qualify for a pair of tickets for Wine on the 9, at Rolling Hills, Friday August 27th.  Be listening for a line from the movie “CADDYSHACK” on the Morning Rokit, and be our 9th caller at 725-ROCK.  We’ll give you a bottle of wine, and your name will go into the drawing for a pair of “Wine on the 9” tickets, to be given away Monday, August 23rd.  To find out more about Wine on the 9, contact the Aberdeen Chamber at 225-2860.  (Must be 21 to enter)

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A woman from California, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
    The lady wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
    In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. In explaining the situation to the doctor, she mentioned that she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and explained how she came to get all the splinters.
    The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?”
    He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.  I’m sorry, but they turned me down.”

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     Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin.
     An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions.
     The manager went to Murphy and said, “Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the American the job.”
     Murphy asked, “And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct. This being Ireland, and me being Irish I should get the job!”
     The manager said, “We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the question that you missed.”
     Murphy then asked, “And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?”
     The manager replied, “Simple, the American put down on question #5, ‘I don’t know.’ You put down, ‘Neither do I.’


Dumbass Of The Da
y

Donelle Flores, 29, and Billy Evans, 24, who decided to visit a prison inmate while they were still wanted on outstanding felony warrants. Flores was arrested after deputies discovered she had a felony record. Deputies found three syringes, two pouches containing suspected methamphetamine, a pill case containing suspected marijuana, a handcuff key and a small knife on Flores at the time of her arrest. Evans was arrested for being a felon on jail grounds and for possessing checks that deputies suspect were stolen.

Today’s FTW
    An unidentified 75-year-old Canadian man who robbed a bank while using a walker. The elderly man said he was armed and made off with a small amount of cash before leaving the bank with the assistance of a walker. The man was apprehended approximately 45 minutes later in the same strip mall where the bank is located. (A second Genius Award goes out to the police department for taking 45 minutes to catch up with the robber.)

    William Hussey, 22, who was found stuck in the chimney of a house of someone he didn’t know. The homeowner called police after she heard cries for help and traced them to her chimney. After the fire department hoisted him out of the chimney, Hussey was charged with public intoxication, vandalism and aggravated trespassing.

    47-year-old Johnny Montgomery, who started to laugh while waiting for his case to be heard in a courtroom. The laughing drew the attention of the judge, who ordered Montgomery to jail … and that’s when deputies found crack cocaine on him.

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Other stuff for 8/17/10.

The first 3D Porn movie!

Awkward Family Portraits With Pets

The 20 Hottest Girls In The Kitchen

Video Of The Day

Babe Of The Day
Aubrey Plaza

 

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*Hey kids it’s your chance to go back to school in style with Hub City Radio’s Limo and Lunch. Aberdeen Public and Private students you’ll have a chance to win a limo ride the first day of school and lunch for you and 5 friends. You can sign up at Jimmy’s Pizza, Cost Cutters and Play It Again Sports now thru August 17th. We’ll draw a winner August 18th. Get back to school in style this year with Hub City Radio’s Limo and Lunch. For all the details log on to our website at www.hubcityradio.com

*Bid & Buy is open for your saving pleasure now through August 18th at hubcityradio.com.

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday! All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*Thursday – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*Friday – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*Saturday – Kenny Rogers & Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*September 7 – 94.1 The Rock’s Back To School Bash featuring Smile Empty Soul – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE
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October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE
*October 21st – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE (All tickets from the August 6th show will be honored. No refunds)

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