Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

8/13/2010

94.1 The Rock & Pepper Enertainment proudly present: 94.1 The Rock’s Back To School Bash featuring Smile Empty Soul with Edisun and more TBA! Tuesday, September 7th at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen. The 1st 94 tickets sold online at hubcityradio.com (you can click HERE) are $10 or you can get your tickets at Pauer Sound, Sound Decisions or at the 94.1 The Rock studios for only $15.

Be listening for your chance to qualify for a pair of tickets for Wine on the 9, at Rolling Hills, Friday August 27th.  Be listening for a line from the movie “CADDYSHACK” on the Morning Rokit, and be our 9th caller at 725-ROCK.  We’ll give you a bottle of wine, and your name will go into the drawing for a pair of “Wine on the 9” tickets, to be given away Monday, August 23rd.  To find out more about Wine on the 9, contact the Aberdeen Chamber at 225-2860.  (Must be 21 to enter)

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you’ve learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST.”
    So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn’t exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.
    Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades … and to the amazement of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.
    His answer to the question: “What chair?”

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    A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him.
    “Lou,” says the shocked friend, “what are you doing? I’ve known you for over fifteen years, and I’ve never seen you take a drink before. What’s going on?”
    Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, “My wife just ran off with my best friend.”
    He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
    “But,” says the other man, “I’M your best friend!”
    The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, then points to the guy across the room with his wife and says, “Not anymore! … HE is!”


Dumbass Of The Da
y

Joseph E. Lavelle, 49, who robbed a Florida bank but drew attention to himself by using a getaway vehicle that had a very identifiable lightning bolt on the side. Police made a quick arrest taking just six minutes to spot the distinctive getaway truck.

    Richard Baker, 48, who was covered only with a towel and standing in the road when he asked deputies to search his home for a possible intruder. The officers found no intruder but they immediately smelled marijuana and spotted a plastic grocery bag weighing one pound that had six sandwich bags containing pot. A deputy commented, “if you have illegal drugs in the house, it’s probably not a good idea to call attention to yourself by standing in the road naked.”

Today’s FTW   
 Christopher Turla, a chef in Iowa who was videotaped kissing, licking and then stuffing toads into his mouth. He says he did it as a joke but heath inspectors didn’t think it was funny at all. The Health Department saw the video that was posted on youtube.com and fined the restaurant $335.

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Video Of The Day

Babe Of The Day
Stacey Farber

 

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*Text “WinIt” to 74574 and you’ll have a chance to qualify for our Win It In A Minute Challenge.  On August 16th we’ll draw 10 names to qualify for Win it In A Minute. Texting isn’t your thing.. go to hubcityradio.com and click on mobile alerts. Must be 18 to enter find all the details on our website at http://www.hubcityradio.com sponsored by Millstone Family restaurant.

*Hey kids it’s your chance to go back to school in style with Hub City Radio’s Limo and Lunch. Aberdeen Public and Private students you’ll have a chance to win a limo ride the first day of school and lunch for you and 5 friends. You can sign up at Jimmy’s Pizza, Cost Cutters and Play It Again Sports now thru August 17th. We’ll draw a winner August 18th. Get back to school in style this year with Hub City Radio’s Limo and Lunch. For all the details log on to our website at www.hubcityradio.com

*Bid & Buy is open for your saving pleasure now through August 18th at hubcityradio.com.

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday! All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*TONIGHT – Stone Temple Pilots with Cage the Elephant – Roy Wilkins Auditorium, Minneapolis, MN – Tickets HERE
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!

*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers & Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*September 7 – 94.1 The Rock’s Back To School Bash featuring Smile Empty Soul – Ramkota, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets HERE
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October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE
*October 21st – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE (All tickets from the August 6th show will be honored. No refunds)

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