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If You Missed It 8/4/2010

We have a huge concert announcement coming TOMORROW morning at 8:10am. Someone is coming to ABERDEEN.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed………. 

Joke Of The Day 

 

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Two statues, one male and one female, have been standing in a park for 100 years when one day an angel comes to them and says, “You’ve both been here for 100 years and have earned the chance to experience life. I’ll give you 30 minutes of life to do whatever you want.”
Both statues come to life, they run off to a bush. The two disappear behind the bush and it begins shaking and rustling. After about 15 minutes commotion stops and the statues come out.
They exclaim “That was amazing, thank you!”
The angel says “Well you still have 15 minutes left, what are you going to do? You could do it again.”
The statues look at each, the male says, “Well, do you wanna do it again?”
The female statue says “Ok! This time you hold the pigeon and I’ll crap on it.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Kyle Sue Lunsford, 31, who told police her boyfriend had put rat poison in her Kool-Aid and faked a seizure. She was taken to a local hospital. All tests were negative for poison or for a seizure, but Lunsford did test positive for methamphetamine. Lunsford was arrested on a charge of making a false report and several assault charges including throwing a metal pipe, nails, a bowl and other items at her boyfriend.

    Bernadette Music, 43, who called 911 four times trying to get a date. This may be the ultimate case of drunk dialing. Music claimed she had a hard time getting ahold of the regular date lines, so she called 911 hoping she could find a boyfriend there. All it got her was busted.


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*Hey kids it’s your chance to go back to school in style with Hub City Radio’s Limo and Lunch. Aberdeen Public and Private students you’ll have a chance to win a limo ride the first day of school and lunch for you and 5 friends. You can sign up at Jimmy’s Pizza, Cost Cutters and Play It Again Sports now thru August 17th. We’ll draw a winner August 18th. Get back to school in style this year with Hub City Radio’s Limo and Lunch. For all the details log on to our website at http://www.hubcityradio.com

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.  This week its Tim Northern & Michael Callahan.

Gallagher is coming to Aberdeen THIS FRIDAY! A limited number of tickets remain for sale at Kesslers. 

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance. 

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm. 

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday! All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe. 

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in! 

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win! 

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*THIS FRIDAY! – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE
*August 13th – Stone Temple Pilots with Cage the Elephant – Roy Wilkins Auditorium, Minneapolis, MN – Tickets HERE
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!

*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers & Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE

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