If You Missed It 8/3/2010

We have a huge concert announcement coming Thursday morning at 8:10am. Someone is coming to ABERDEEN.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed………. 

Joke Of The Day 

Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home. And on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he approached her for what was (most certainly) about to follow.
    “Fifty dollars!” she would shout from the curb.
    “No. Five dollars!” fired back Clinton.
    This ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker continued for several days. He’d run by. She’d holler, “Fifty dollars” He’d yell back, “Five dollars!”
    One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the now infamous street corner, Bill suddenly realized the “pro” would bark her $50 offer for all to hear (including Hillary) and he would have to come up with a darn good explanation for his wife, the Secretary of State.
    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past her, Bill became overcome with anxiety on how to handle the situation. Sure enough, there she was — standing where she always did. Bill tried to evade the streetwalker’s eyes as she looked up at the jogging executives.
    Then from the sidewalk, she yelled to Bill ….. “See what you get for five bucks?”

Dumbass Of The Day
Jerry Stanage and two buddies who walked out on their bar tab of $23.19 while talking loud enough for their waitress to learn where they were going next. The waitress went there and confronted the men about the unpaid bill. Two of the men left in a pickup, but Stanage agreed to go back to the restaurant where he was arrested because he didn’t have money to pay the tab.

Today’s FTW
    An Atlanta, GA man who robbed a Wendy’s restaurant at gunpoint, but was so mad about his haul that he called back twice to complain. The man walked up to the drive-through window wearing a ski mask, holding a gun, and demanded the cash drawer. He grabbed it and ran away. Police say he later called the fast food restaurant to complain about the amount of cash saying that “next time there better be more than $586.”

    A family of four in New South Wales, Australia, who spent four days stuck in the mud after following their GPS directions that led them past “Road Closed” signs. Weather conditions prevented police from getting to the family sooner but they were finally rescued over the weekend.

    Four Pennsylvania teenagers who staged a fake kidnapping on a K-Mart parking lot so they could film it and put the video on YouTube. Police officers swarmed the parking lot after a woman reported seeing a man get tied up and thrown in the trunk of a car. The police determined the four teenagers involved were videotaping a prank. They have been charged with disorderly conduct.

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 Video Of The Day 

Babe Of The Day
Evangeline Lilly 

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*Hey kids it’s your chance to go back to school in style with Hub City Radio’s Limo and Lunch. Aberdeen Public and Private students you’ll have a chance to win a limo ride the first day of school and lunch for you and 5 friends. You can sign up at Jimmy’s Pizza, Cost Cutters and Play It Again Sports now thru August 17th. We’ll draw a winner August 18th. Get back to school in style this year with Hub City Radio’s Limo and Lunch. For all the details log on to our website at http://www.hubcityradio.com

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.  This week its Tim Northern & Michael Callahan.

Gallagher is coming to Aberdeen THIS FRIDAY! A limited number of tickets remain for sale at Kesslers. 

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance. 

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm. 

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday! All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe. 

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in! 

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win! 

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*THIS FRIDAY! – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE
*August 13th – Stone Temple Pilots with Cage the Elephant – Roy Wilkins Auditorium, Minneapolis, MN – Tickets HERE
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!
*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers & Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE