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If You Missed It 8/2/2010

Thanks to Jamie for this great email he sent to therock@hubcityradio.com

I heard you talking about how far your signal reaches. I’m 20 miles South of Jamestown, ND (Nortonville) and live about on the line.  I listen to you everyday in the tractor, trucks, etc. Even the static from your station when out of reach is better then the stations here! Thanks Jamie!

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed………. 

Joke Of The Day 

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.”
    A stranger walks up to him and whispers, “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?”
    The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, “OK.” And sinks the putt.
   Two holes later he mumbles to himself, “Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole.”
    The same stranger moves to his side and says, “Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?”
    The golfer shrugs and says, “Sure.” And he makes an eagle.
    Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, “Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?”
    The golfer says, “Certainly.” And makes the eagle.
    As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, “You know, I’ve really not been fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I’m the devil and from now on you will have no sex life.”
    “Nice to meet you,” says the golfer. “My name’s Father O’Malley.”

Dumbass Of The Day
An acupuncture clinic employee in Bellingham, WA, who locked the doors for the evening and accidentally left a patient locked in. The patient told police she still had acupuncture needles in her back when she realized the clinic had closed. She said she pulled out the needles and tried to leave but the doors were locked. 

Today’s FTW
    Jacqueline Moore, 55, who told police she was growing a marijuana plant because it was “cute.” However, we’re not sure who should really get this Genius Award, because a deputy passing by Moore’s house noticed the 2-foot-tall uprooted marijuana plant by the curb and asked Moore about it. Moore told the deputy she received the plant as a “baby plant” from a neighbor a few months ago and put it on the curb with the trash because it was growing too big. Moore was then arrested and charged with cultivation of marijuana.

    Miguel Rojas, 35, a Florida sheriff’s deputy, who shot himself in the leg during a training exercise at a firing range. Rojas accidentally shot himself when deputies were forced to use their less-dominant hand to shoot. Apparently Rojas caught his finger in the trigger guard while trying to holster his weapon.

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Avenged Sevenfold New Song Contains Hidden Penis

 Video Of The Day 

Babe Of The Day 
Lucy Liu

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*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.  Mark your calendar because Gallagher is coming to Aberdeen August 6th! Advance tickets are available at Kesslers. 

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance. 

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm. 

*Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday! All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe. 

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in! 

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win! 

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*THIS FRIDAY! – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE
*August 13th – Stone Temple Pilots with Cage the Elephant – Roy Wilkins Auditorium, Minneapolis, MN – Tickets HERE
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!

*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers & Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE

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