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If You Missed It 7/27/2010

 Stone Temple Pilots with Cage the Elephant are playing the Roy Wilkins Auditorium in Minneapolis, MN on August 13th.  Be listening to The Rock for 2 in a row, 2 for the show STP all this week on The Rock.  When you hear back to back tracks from STP just be caller number 9 and you’ll score a pair of tickets to the show. 

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed………. 

Joke Of The Day 

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives when he realized that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
    So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, “This is a tree.”
    The chief looks at the tree and grunts, “Tree.”
     The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, “This is a rock.”
    Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, “Rock.”
    The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.
    As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
    The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, “Man riding a bike.”
    The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.
     The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
    The chief replied, “My bike.”

Dumbass Of The Day 

Laura Jane Murray, 48, who robbed a California bank but failed to get away when she locked herself out of her car. The woman was attempting to break a window on her getaway vehicle when police arrived.

Today’s FTW
    NYC Traffic Agent, Daniel Chu, who saw a woman trying to change a flat tire but instead of assisting her, he wrote her a parking ticket. Tammy Fox, Traffic Agent Chu’s latest victim, contacted a TV news station who in-turn contacted NYPD brass who have docked Chu’s pay and ordered him back into sensitivity training. Chu had already been ordered to undergo sensitivity training for badgering drivers in the past. 

    Elaine Deering, 37, who sold the medals and uniform of her deceased brother to fund a luxury cruise for herself and her son. Corporal Rob Deering was killed in combat, but left his older sister everything in his will, including four war medals, his uniform and an engraved memorial shell casing from his funeral. Elaine sold it all and put the money towards a trip around the Mediterranean.

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 Video Of The Day 

Babe Of The Day 
 Jayde Nicole

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Listen for Christmas in July all month long here on 94.1 The Rock. Each weekday morning during the Morning Rokit we’ll play a rockin’ Christmas track and if you’re the 9th caller you’ll score the gift of the day. Gifts include brand new CD’s (even some that aren’t out yet!), t-shirts, and more! It’s Christmas in July on 94.1 The Rock! 

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.  Mark your calendar because Gallagher is coming to Aberdeen August 6th! Advance tickets are available at Kesslers. 

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance. 

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm. 

Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday! All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe. 

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in! 

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win! 

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*August 6th – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE
*August 13th – Stone Temple Pilots with Cage the Elephant – Roy Wilkins Auditorium, Minneapolis, MN – Tickets HERE
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!

*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers & Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE

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