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Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If You Missed It 7/26/2010

 Stone Temple Pilots with Cage the Elephant are playing the Roy Wilkins Auditorium in Minneapolis, MN on August 13th.  Be listening to The Rock for 2 in a row, 2 for the show STP all this week on The Rock.  When you hear back to back tracks from STP just be caller number 9 and you’ll score a pair of tickets to the show. 

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed………. 

Guest DJ Princess Jessica and our #1 Fan



Joke Of The Day 

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,
‘Which human body part increases to ten times its size when
stimulated?’
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
‘You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I’m going
to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire
you!’
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
‘Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?’
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, ‘Boy, is she going to
get in big trouble!’
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
‘Anybody?’ Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
‘The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.’
Mrs. Parks said,
‘Very good, Billy,’ then turned to Mary and continued 
‘As for you, young lady, I have three things to
say: One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn’t read your homework.
And three, one day you are going to be very, VERY disappointed.’

Dumb Dumb Of The Day 

Juliana Bryant, 33, who left open gas containers throughout her home because she liked the smell. Officers responding to a disturbance report noticed the odd smell throughout Bryant’s home. When asked why the open containers were there, the mother of three replied, “I like the smell of it.”

    Shawn Martines, 25, who was arrested after he flagged down a deputy and asked him to remove the handcuffs he allowed a woman to put on him. Martines told the deputy that he allowed a woman to put the cuffs on him because he thought they were fake. Besides being real, the woman didn’t have a key. Before uncuffing Martines, the deputy patted him down for weapons. That’s when the deputy found a hypodermic needle and nine Xanax pills.

Princess Jessica and our #1 Fan’s FTW
    Three women who fled a Waffle House restaurant without paying their $39 bill … but left their purses behind. A short time later, one of the women returned to the store and demanded the purses. The manager told the woman she needed to wait for police to arrive, but she left. No problem, the purses contained plenty of ID.

    A cheating couple who fell 16′ from an apartment window during a secret sex session, suffering broken bones and head wounds. The woman, who is married to another man, insisted the pair were not having sex, despite reports from neighbors who spotted the couple in action before their tumble. In a bizarre twist, the clumsy lovers were taken to the same hospital where the woman’s husband was recovering from his own fall from a roof a few days earlier.

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Other stuff for 7/26/10.
 

 Video Of The Day 

Babe Of The Day 

  Kristanna Loken
 

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Listen for Christmas in July all month long here on 94.1 The Rock. Each weekday morning during the Morning Rokit we’ll play a rockin’ Christmas track and if you’re the 9th caller you’ll score the gift of the day. Gifts include brand new CD’s (even some that aren’t out yet!), t-shirts, and more! It’s Christmas in July on 94.1 The Rock! 

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.  Mark your calendar because Gallagher is coming to Aberdeen August 6th! Advance tickets are available at Kesslers. 

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance. 

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm. 

Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday! All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe. 

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in! 

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win! 

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*August 6th – Drowning Pool with Fluxx – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE
*August 13th – Stone Temple Pilots with Cage the Elephant – Roy Wilkins Auditorium, Minneapolis, MN – Tickets HERE
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!

*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers & Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE

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