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If you missed it 7/15/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this had only made her more curious.
    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye.
    Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Julie and I are just roommates.”
    About a week later, Julie came to John saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
    John said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.”
    So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the gravy ladle from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: “Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Julie, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.”
Love,
Mom

Dumbass Of The Day

Two boys, age 15 and 16, who stole money from a tip jar moments after filling out job applications for that store. A clerk at Pat’s Ice Cream Parlor in Valparaiso, Indiana told police the boys were heard rummaging through a tip jar as she was filing away their job applications. The employee told police she chased after one boy and he turned over $2.

Today’s FTW

    An intoxicated 36-year-old Australian man who broke into a reptile park and jumped on the back of a crocodile after being kicked out of a local bar. The drunken man scaled a fence at a wildlife park, entered the crocodile enclosure, approached one croc and tried to give it a drink of beer before jumping on the back of a larger one, named Fatso. The animal turned and grabbed hold of the man’s right leg. The man was taken to a hospital for severe lacerations.

    A 36-year-old man who set a 1982 Mercedes-Benz on fire and then posted photos of the burning vehicle on Facebook. The man told officers he saw the car with a “small campfire” in the back seat and took pictures. Too bad surveillance tapes from a local store showed otherwise. Police said the owner of the non-working car had been trying to sell it.
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Other stuff for 7/15/10.

Video Of The Day

Babe Of The Day

Lana Parrilla

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Listen for Christmas in July all month long here on 94.1 The Rock. Each weekday morning during the Morning Rokit we’ll play a rockin’ Christmas track and if you’re the 9th caller you’ll score the gift of the day. Gifts include brand new CD’s (even some that aren’t out yet!), t-shirts, and more! It’s Christmas in July on 94.1 The Rock!

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.  Mark your calendar because Gallagher is coming to Aberdeen August 6th!  More details on where you can buy tickets are coming soon.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit? Click HERE and sign up for your chance.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday! All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*August 6th – Drowning Pool with more TBA – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!

*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers & Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE

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