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If you missed it 7/12/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

 An Irishman who had a little to much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
     “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?”
     “Why, I’ve been to the pub of course” slurs the drunk.
     “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”
     “I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
     “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
     “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Todays FTW
A 50-year-old Wisconsin robbery victim who threw a temper tantrum in the middle of a road when officers told him his brandy was being booked as evidence. The man purchased a bottle to share with two male teens who then robbed him of the booze and his wallet at gunpoint. A police dog later found the teens with the brandy. The victim became so upset when informed the brandy was now evidence, he laid down in the road and demanded the return of his booze.

    A 47-year-old man who participated in a drinking game that left him nude on the side of the highway with his prosthetic leg in flames. The drinking game involved a bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire. The man had consumed six beers, the least amount, and agreed to let his friends set him on fire. The fire spread from his plastic prosthetic leg to his buttocks and clothes. Not being able to stand the pain, the victim disrobed. His friends then decided to take him to the hospital, but became nervous and dropped the victim off on the side of the road. The man was treated for his burns.

    23-year-old Gisifredo Serrano, who was driving without a license when he rolled a stop sign while carrying 40 bricks of cocaine in his car. After the traffic stop, police learned he was transporting 74 pounds of cocaine packed into a trash bag, backpack and a cardboard box. The 40 bricks of cocaine were worth about $1 million. If you are going to hire a drug mule, make sure they are licensed to drive and follow the traffic laws.

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Big thanks to all the sponsors that helped make the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout a HUGE success. We met or maybe even surpassed last years crowd numbers. I would say between 4,500 and 5,000 people showed up Saturday night for Shaman’s Harvest & Saliva. We here at 94.1 The Rock can’t wait for next year!


Shaman’s Harvest setlist

 
Saliva setlist


The best damn station on the planet


Backstage during Saliva


Backstage during Saliva

Video Of The Day 

Babe Of The Day

Kate Bosworth

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Listen for Christmas in July all month long here on 94.1 The Rock. Each weekday morning during the Morning Rokit we’ll play a rockin’ Christmas track and if you’re the 9th caller you’ll score the gift of the day. Gifts include brand new CD’s (even some that aren’t out yet!), t-shirts, and more! It’s Christmas in July on 94.1 The Rock!

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door.  This week it’s John Bush & Benny Quash.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit?  Click HERE and sign up for your chance.   

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm. 

Its Free Beer Friday all day Friday!  All that free beer is brought to you by the Airport Cafe.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in! 

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win! 

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

August 8th – Drowning Pool with more TBA – Nuttys North, Sioux Falls – Tickets HERE
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!

*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers  &  Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Tickets HERE

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