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If You Missed It 6/25/2010

  Listen for Christmas in July all month long here on 94.1 The Rock. Each weekday morning during the Morning Rokit we’ll play a rockin’ Christmas track and if you’re the 9th caller you’ll score the gift of the day. Gifts include brand new CD’s (even some that aren’t out yet!), t-shirts, meet and greets with bands from the Pig Out and more! It’s Christmas in July right on 94.1 The Rock!

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed………. 

Joke Of The Day 

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
    The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
    “Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him.
   “Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” the man replied.
    He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
    She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, “How does that feel?”
   He replied, “It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken.”

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     There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser.  He loved money more than just about anything.
     Just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen.  When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.  I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”
     He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
     When he did die, she sat at the ceremony next to her friend.  After the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a minute!”  She brought a box over and put it in the casket.
     Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.  Her friend said, “I hope you weren’t fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!”
     She said, “Listen, I’m a Christian.  I can’t go back on my word.  I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”
     “You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!!!!?”
     “I sure did,” said the wife.  “I wrote him a check.”

Dumbass Of The Day 

Dylan James Piurkowsky, 18, Maximilian P. Pheasant, 20, and Daniel L. Schrock, 21, who stole nearly $500 in electronics from unlocked cars, but couldn’t remember where they parked their own getaway car. 

    25-year-old Gerard T. Ray, who tried to sell a stolen trailer, but was given away by his cell phone.  Ray listed the stolen trailer for sale on Craigslist.com along with his personal cell phone as the contact number. When an officer found Ray he refused to answer questions about where he or the trailer came from, but the victim was able to identify his trailer by certain markings, despite the fact that Ray spray painted it.  Then the officer had the victim call the cell phone number on the Craigslist listing and Ray’s personal cell phone started to ring. Soon after, Ray was arrested.

     Michael Eric Jameson, 51, who offered a bribe of $1,000 to to a police officer if he would take an intoxilyzer test on his behalf. Police officers stopped Jameson and during the process of the arrest, Jameson offered the officer $1,000 on two occasions to take the Breathalyzer test for him.  According the arrest report Jameson said, “No, I’m serious. I will give you $1,000 to blow for me.”

Today’s FTW

  Paul Nigel Sneddon, 47, who wrecked his car while driving drunk and couldn’t get out.  So what did he do? He cracked open another beer and continued drinking.  When police finally got him out of the car he told them that he’d been drinking for “four days straight.”

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Video Of The Day 

Babe Of The Day

Willa Ford

Last week we had a discussion on the Facebook site about how I should provide a little eye candy for the ladies.  So in honor of this, I turn the blog over to Bri all this week in a segment she’s going to call: Bri’s Man Meat. 

Channing Tatum

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*94.1 The Rock welcomes:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night every Wednesday at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon today) or $7 at the door.

*New music from Janus, Stone Sour, Alice In Chains & Sick Puppies this Saturday night from 10-midnight during Rev It Up & Rock.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit?  Click HERE and sign up for your chance.   

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in June we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry 

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm. 

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in! 

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win! 

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*NEXT FRIDAY AND SATURDAY – Country Jamboree USA  Including great artists like JoDee Messina, Jack Ingram, Gloriana, American Idol’s Danny Gokey and more – Old Swisher Field, Aberdeen, SD – Info Here
**July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets Here
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!
*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers  &  Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Details Here

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