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If You Missed It 6/23/2010

  Listen for Christmas in July all month long here on 94.1 The Rock. Each weekday morning during the Morning Rokit we’ll play a rockin’ Christmas track and if you’re the 9th caller you’ll score the gift of the day. Gifts include brand new CD’s (even some that aren’t out yet!), t-shirts, meet and greets with bands from the Pig Out and more! It’s Christmas in July right on 94.1 The Rock!

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed………. 

Joke Of The Day 

Three Texans go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail only to find out that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
     The first one strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words.
     He says, “I am from the Baylor School of Divinity and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent.”
     They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this guy to die and they let him go.
     The second one is strapped in and gives his last words, “I am from the University of Texas School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”
     They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this guy’s side, so they let him go too.
     The last one is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m a Texas Aggie Electrical Engineer, and I’ll tell you right now, you ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t connect them two wires.”

Dumbass Of The Day
 

Two 34-year-old Australian men who required surgery to remove slug pellets from their backsides after shooting each other to see if it would hurt. The two were enjoying an afternoon of beer drinking when they decided to shoot one another with an air rifle to see whether it would penetrate their skin or cause pain. They thought they were fine but were admitted to a hospital two days later requiring surgery to remove slug pellets from their buttocks and legs.

Today’s FTW
     Michael D. White, 35, a Burger King employee who clocked out to assault a customer at the restaurant’s drive-through. The 59-year-old customer had called the employee a derogatory name following a dispute caused when White refused to display the price of a meal on the order board. As the dispute escalated, the employee removed his headset and exited the store after telling the manager to clock him out. White then walked up to the vehicle, punched the customer in the side of the head and threw a soda on him. The customer suffered swelling and a bruise.

    Michelle Perrino, 40, who wanted to get out of work early so she started a fire in a filing cabinet during an employee meeting. Sheriff’s reports quoted Perrino’s friend, who said she told him she had also tripped the main breaker on the office building so it would lose power and adjusted the phones so no calls could come in, all to go home early with pay. 

    A 17-year-old Washington state girl who attacked her brother with a knife-edged spatula during an argument about butter. The 21-year-old man had approached his sister while she was making macaroni and cheese and asked if she was using real butter or margarine. They began to argue over the difference between real butter and margarine, which lead to a shoving match and the brother then claims his sister tried to cut his neck with the serrated knife edge of a barbecue spatula. The girl, who was charged with fourth-degree assault and a warrant has been issued for her arrest.

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Other stuff for 6/24/10. 
 

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Video Of The Day 

Babe Of The Day

Ali Larter

Last week we had a discussion on the Facebook site about how I should provide a little eye candy for the ladies.  So in honor of this, I turn the blog over to Bri all this week in a segment she’s going to call: Bri’s Man Meat. 

Brody Jenner 

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*94.1 The Rock welcomes:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night every Wednesday at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon today) or $7 at the door.

*New music from Janus, Stone Sour, Alice In Chains & Sick Puppies this Saturday night from 10-midnight during Rev It Up & Rock.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit?  Click HERE and sign up for your chance.   

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in June we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry 

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm. 

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in! 

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win! 

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*July 2-3 – Country Jamboree USA  Including great artists like JoDee Messina, Jack Ingram, Gloriana, American Idol’s Danny Gokey and more – Old Swisher Field, Aberdeen, SD – Info Here
**July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets Here
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!
*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers  &  Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Details Here

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