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If You Missed It 6/21/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.
    After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences…no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
    He really, really has to go, after all those Guinnesses. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
    As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, “I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know.”
    “I’m very sorry, officer,” replies the American, “but I really, really have to go, and I just can’t find a public restroom.”
    “Ah, yes,” said the policeman…”Just follow me”. He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.
    “In there,” points the policeman. “Go ahead sir, anywhere you like.”
    The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
    Since he has the policeman’s blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer, “That was really decent of you… is that what you call English hospitality?”
    “No sir…”, replied the police officer, “…that is what we call the French Embassy.”

 Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
A California man who called the cops when the woman he hired from craigslist.com to perform a “sexy dance” showed up and, surprisingly, looked older than the photo she had posted.  The man gave her $200 upfront, then reconsidered and told her to take $20 for cab fare and be on her way. She left with all the money instead, prompting the call to police.  The man even got his mother to take his side when officers arrived, but he eventually decided not to press charges. 

    A French sailor who got a drunk on his shore excursion during Canadian Navy’s centennial celebration in Victoria, British Columbia, and took off his uniform in the lobby of a hotel. Officers escorted the sailor back to his ship where he again stripped while waiting to board.  But this time the ship’s captain was standing right behind him.  Oops.

    Donald Waige, 59, who left a 15-month-old child strapped in a locked car outside a casino, in Bensalem, Pennsylvania while he was inside gambling for more than an hour. Waige told police that he had intended to stop into the casino for only 10 minutes to collect a $10 credit on his player’s card when he left his little boy in the car. Waige told cops he even left the car running with the air conditioner on and that the child was strapped into his car seat, asleep. Waige said didn’t realize he was in the casino for over an hour.

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Babe Of The Day

Elisabeth Harnois

Last week we had a discussion on the Facebook site about how I should provide a little eye candy for the ladies.  So in honor of this, I turn the blog over to Bri all this week in a segment she’s going to call: Bri’s Man Meat. 

Paul Walker

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*94.1 The Rock welcomes:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit?  Click HERE and sign up for your chance.  

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy NightWednesday night at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Expres (available until Noon on Wednesday) or $7 at the door.  This week its Dwayne Gill & Mike Baldwin.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in June we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*July 2-3 – Country Jamboree USA  Including great artists like JoDee Messina, Jack Ingram, Gloriana, American Idol’s Danny Gokey and more – Old Swisher Field, Aberdeen, SD – Info Here
**July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets Here
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!
*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers  &  Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Details Here

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