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If You Missed It 6/18/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it. The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem.
    She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier has a surprised look so, so the nun said, “This is for washing our hair.”
    Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.
    “The curlers are on me.”


    One night, a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Then he asked for another.
After a couple more drinks, the bartender got worried.
“What’s the matter?” the bartender asked.
“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy, “and she vowed not to talk to me for 31 days . . .”
He took another drink, and said, “And tonight is the last night.” 

 Dumbass Of The Day

Duane Snipes, 29, a Greyhound bus driver who stole a $600,000 coach in New York to visit his girlfriend out of town. Snipes, gave a number of excuses for taking the brand-new bus from a New York Port Authority Bus Terminal including taking his daughter to school, but he eventually admitted he took the coach so he could visit his girlfriend in Mount Vernon, N.Y. Security cameras captured Snipes taking the bus from the terminal and disabling its security.

    Pedro Vargas, 32, who attacked a Burger King employee at a drive-through window because the eatery was out of lemonade. Vargas exited his pickup truck and grabbed the manager by her shirt while screaming at her. The Burger King workers said Vargas let go at the prompting of a female passenger and left. Burger King employees took down Vargas’ license plate number and he was arrested at his home. He was charged with battery.

Today’s FTW
    Frank McAveety, a member of the Scottish Parliament, who was caught on microphone during a committee session saying “There’s a very attractive girl in the second row: dark and dusky. I’ll maybe have to put a wee word out for her. She’s very attractive-looking. Nice, very nice.” It later emerged the girl in question was an intern under 17. Mr McAveety resigned, saying he did not want the incident to detract from the committee’s work.

    Sohail Kahn, 37, a New Orleans cab driver who was arrested for locking a tourist in his car until she agreed to pay a 10 percent tip. A 57-year-old Texas woman told police she was taking a Yellow-Checker Cab when the driver told her he would be adding a 10 percent tip to the $33 fixed rate. She refused so Kahn locked the doors, cut off the engine and demanded she pay him the 10 percent tip. The woman argued with the driver for about 30 minutes before calling 911. Deputies arrived and said Kahn initially told them the 10 percent was to cover the credit card transaction fee, but they discovered the company did not have a policy of making customers pay any such fee. Kahn was arrested and charged with extortion, false imprisonment and simple assault.

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Other stuff for 6/18/10. 

Toy Story 4: Freshman Year 

15 things you should know about boobs

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Babe Of The Day

Ashley Scott

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*94.1 The Rock welcomes:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit?  Click HERE and sign up for your chance.  

*New Papa Roach, Disturbed & Breaking Benjamin this Saturday night in Rusty’s Rev It Up & Rock Show.  10-midnight on The Rock. 

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy NightWednesday night at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Expres (available until Noon on Wednesday) or $7 at the door.  This week its Dwayne Gill & Mike Baldwin.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in June we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*July 2-3 – Country Jamboree USA  Including great artists like JoDee Messina, Jack Ingram, Gloriana, American Idol’s Danny Gokey and more – Old Swisher Field, Aberdeen, SD – Info Here
**July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets Here
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!
*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers  &  Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Details Here

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