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If You Missed It 6/17/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
    Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
    “Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?” he asks.
    “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
    “Sure.”
    “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?” she asks.
    “No, I can remember it.”
    “Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so’s not to forget it?”
    He says, “I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
    “I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?” she asks.
    Irritated, he says, “I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!”
    Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,
    The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
    “I knew you’d forget, where’s my toast?”

Did you hear that they finally stopped the gulf oil spill?  Yeah, they just put a wedding ring around the pipe and it stopped putting out!

 Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Brian Horst, 35, of Riverside, OH, who took out an ATM with a baseball-sized rock, shoplifted several packages of meat and a jug of Mad Dog 20/20 and tried swiping a stainless steel CO2 tank out of a restaurant all within a 30 minute period. While the screen on the ATM may have been busted, the machine’s camera was not. Reviewing the tape, Horst was easily identified. Horst was next seen a few minutes later pushing a stainless-steel tank down the street. A police officer was able to follow a trail of packages of meat and the above-described booze Horst was dropping while rolling the tank.

    Kathy Myers, a 41 year-old out-of-work Michigan woman, who shot herself in the hope she’d receive medical treatment for a shoulder injury. Myers says she injured the shoulder a month ago while playing with her dogs. The woman said she was unable to see a specialist because she couldn’t afford health insurance.

    28-year-old Sammy Abdin who stole a laptop then posted images of himself on Facebook and MySpace using it. The computer stolen from Norton Hospital in Louisville, KY, also had a special computer tracking software, called LoJack Computrace. Police knocked on Abdin’s door and told him they wanted the computer back. Adbin admitted that he had the computer and surrendered it to an officer, who was able to match the serial numbers to the missing laptop.

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Other stuff for 6/17/10. 

Video Of The Day

Babe Of The Day

Amanda Peet

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*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit?  Click HERE and sign up for your chance.  

*New Papa Roach, Disturbed & Breaking Benjamin this Saturday night in Rusty’s Rev It Up & Rock Show.  10-midnight on The Rock. 

*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy NightWednesday night at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Expres (available until Noon on Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in June we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*July 2-3 – Country Jamboree USA  Including great artists like JoDee Messina, Jack Ingram, Gloriana, American Idol’s Danny Gokey and more – Old Swisher Field, Aberdeen, SD – Info Here
**July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets Here
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!
*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers  &  Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Details Here

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