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If You Missed It 6/8/2010

Chair Watch 2010 Day 20
Find out more about Chair Watch 2010 by clicking HERE

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second.
     “I froze to death,” says the second.
     “That’s awful,” says the first man. “How does it feel to freeze to death?”
     “It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second man. “You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping. How about you, how did you die?”
     “I had a heart attack,” says the first man. “You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.”
     The second man shakes his head. “That’s so ironic,” he says.
     “What do you mean?” asks the first man.
     “If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we’d both still be alive.

 Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Inmate Gavin Stanger, 24, who tried to smuggle the following items into his jail cell after a recent visit at a county jail: a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a golf-ball sized bag of tobacco, a tattoo ink bottle, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch smoking pipe and small bag of pot. What makes it unusual all of these items were stuffed inside his rectum. 

    29-year-old Jeremy Menard, who broke into an East Providence, R.I. home and fell asleep on a hallway floor. Menard was found sleeping in the basement of the two-family home and arrested. Resident Carmine Balzano said his wife found Menard and called authorities. 

    Antonio Davis, 34, and Theodis German, 36 who ripped an ATM out of a bank and left it lying in the middle of Florida state highway. The two tied a chain to their Dodge pickup truck and dragged the ATM out the front door of a local bank but couldn’t get the ATM onto the flatbed of their truck, so they left it lying in the road. Another driver almost hit the ATM, pulled over and tried to move the machine out of the roadway. Davis and German returned and tried to move the ATM again but failed. The driver who pulled over gave deputies a description of the pickup truck, and the men were pulled over and arrested.

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Other stuff for 6/08/10.  One week till my 27th birthday.  I expect gifts…..


I just exploded in my pants looking at this.

I love it when couples fight via Facebook

Cleavage….kinda 

Video Of The Day

Babe Of The Day

WOW! Judging by how many clicks yesterday’s babe of the day got, I won’t even try to top it today.
Sarah Chalke
Scrubs

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*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit?  Click HERE and sign up for your chance.  

 *Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tomorrow night at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Expres (available until Noon on Wednesday) or $7 at the door.  This Wednesday its Johnny Beehner & Tommy Ryman.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in June we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun next Saturday, June 19th at Wylie Park for Hub City Radio’s 1st Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a a double elimination tournament Saturday June 19th at Wylie Park. Teams of 12 are wanted. Cost is just $120 per team. If you’re interested please call us at 229-3632.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*Saturday – Diamond Rio & Bomshel – Trail Days, Ipswich, SD – Tickets Here
*July 2-3 – Country Jamboree USA  Including great artists like JoDee Messina, Jack Ingram, Gloriana, American Idol’s Danny Gokey and more – Old Swisher Field, Aberdeen, SD – Info Here
**July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets Here
Brown County Fair tickets go on sale June 14th
*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers  & Love + Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here

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