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If You Missed It 6/7/2010

Chair Watch 2010 Day 19
Find out more about Chair Watch 2010 by clicking HERE

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

 A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the Mayo Clinic.
     The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in a stark room at the hospital and answers it.
     “We’ve received the results from your tests,” says the doctor on the other end of the line. “Bad news, you have Ebola.”
     “Oh, my God,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?”
     “Don’t worry. First, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread,” says the doctor.
     “Will that cure me?”
     “No, but it’s the only food that’ll fit under the door.”

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
‘Nice bike,’ the cop said. ‘Did Santa bring it to you?’
‘Yes Sir,’ the little girl said, ‘he sure did!’
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $15.00 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, ‘Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!’
The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
‘Nice horse you’ve got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?’
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, ‘Yes, he sure did!’
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, ‘Next year tell Santa;
The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top’!!!

 Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Dillon Makuski, 20, who broke into a Wisconsin house to steal dirty diapers. He has been sentenced to 30 months of probation. Makuski entered the house because he likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house. When asked whether he intended to steal dirty diapers, Makuski said “yes.” Makuski also must serve 200 hours of community service and undergo a psycho-sexual examination.

    A would-be car thief who ended up with a headache, no car, and an embarrassment when he learned the car he stole had no brakes. The man saw an Audi 5000 Quattro in a residential driveway. The keys were in the vehicle, but the car’s master cylinder had been removed by the owner in order to repair the brakes. The thief drove a short distance before he attempted to brake, but the car slammed into a tree, causing the thief’s head to strike the car’s windshield. He was transported to the hospital upon the arrival of the police.

     A Wellington New Zealand man who has been gate crashing funerals for months, eating the food and even taking home leftovers. The “grim eater” attended up to four funerals a week during March and April before the Harbour City Funeral Home stopped him. According to investigators, “He was showing up at funeral after funeral, and he didn’t know the deceased. The man was quiet and polite and did as the rest of the mourners in paying respects.” He stopped coming after a staff member took him aside, telling him he could still come to funerals but could not take food home with him.
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Other stuff for 6/07/10

 
The Songs Of The Summer: 1940-2010

Check out Mr. Job Shadow’s comedy You Tube page HERE

Check out our new video HERE


Video Of The Day

Babe Of The Day

Olivia Munn
G4 and every nerds wet dream

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*Think you have what it takes to be a guest DJ during The Morning Rokit?  Click HERE and sign up for your chance.  

 *Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night every Wednesday at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Expres (available until Noon on Wednesday) or $7 at the door.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in June we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun June 19th at Wylie Park for Hub City Radio’s 1st Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a a double elimination tournament Saturday June 19th at Wylie Park. Teams of 12 are wanted. Cost is just $120 per team. If you’re interested please call us at 229-3632.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
Check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com to find out more information.

*Saturday – Diamond Rio & Bomshel – Trail Days, Ipswich, SD – Tickets Here
*July 2-3 – Country Jamboree USA  Including great artists like JoDee Messina, Jack Ingram, Gloriana, American Idol’s Danny Gokey and more – Old Swisher Field, Aberdeen, SD – Info Here
**July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets Here
Brown County Fair tickets go on sale June 14th
*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers  & Love + Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here

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